Friday, January 27, 2006
The " before i get my ass to KL " breakfast prepared by my lao po. *hugs* I appreciate that Lp...Thanks.
awwww...Iam gonna miss u big time.. getting crankier as the minutes goes by.. I swear Iam gonna whip somebody's asses if they pissed me off right now. Kinda too used to seeing u everyday... 5 days!! HOWWWWwwwwwwwwWWWWW!!!
HOW TO FUCKING SURVIVE IN THAT MALAY COUNTRY!!! Terimah Kaseh...Duan Duan Di Puan Puan~~ Arghhh!! Now iam talking in malay....
Gonna count down the days till i see your face again...
sweets for me courteousy by my lao po *but looks more like a pack of fruit juice huh*
promise to sms & call u whenever iam free...u too...ya???
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Iam definately KAP's all time regular customer...errr...I mean all time 2nd regular customer! Hon's NUMBER ONEEEeeee!!! Enough said... she's simply da girl! KAP Mac should award hon with a privilege card, gold medal for long service or errr... a certificate of attendance. lol...Anyway...Arghhhh!! V-day's approaching...stress!!! Pent up!! no..no..no...I mean STRESS!! Haha!! What to do? What to get? What to prepare? Argghhhh... PENT UP!!! opps!! I MEAN STRESSS!! But.... i still managed to come up with a list of items iam gonna get for my hon! *smiles* Here goes.....+ V-day pressie for hon +1) 4 donuts! heeee!!! errr... make it 5 lahhh2) limited edition Yeo's barley cans3) a fridge4) a toaster5) a set of bowls and plates6) one year unlimited supply of tissuebut hon!! u can only choose oneeeee!!! Wuahahaha!! Recently..My weight's been increasing rapidly!! why??? Cos Iam real pent up!! Haha! Too much output in my body!!!! *stares at hon* Need to really.....u know... get rid of THE OUTPUT! But...mission failed! only managed to rid off 10% of it! sigh..... Muahahaha! Meaning I still have 90% of output! Let me do a maths calculation...2 times = 10%100% = 20 timesMeaning...I still need 20 sessions before i can rid off my excess output! aint that great! errr... but come to think of it.... my output kinda increases everyday....soooooo.... Haha!! When can i ever rid it all away???? Haha!! NEVER!! Alright... enough of my lame-ness for the night....sleepy...shagged... ciaoz!*hugs Becka Lp**muacks Becka Lp*
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Sunday, January 22, 2006
Been quite a topsy-turvy, emotionally-laden period for Hon's kin's & poo's... why does everyone loves breaking up when V-day is approaching? I bet it stings damn bad on 14 Feb when u are sitting all alone at home with a razor in one hand and a bottle of sleeping pills in another.. errr..iam thinking too much.But.. just hope everything turns out well in the end.. no more sorrows, no more tears. and everyone can start getting their candy pu-chi asses rolling! Tears aside, mucus aside, tissues aside.. buckle up and puckle up.. Life's still a beauty.Relationships can either make or break a person..its true..so damn true..Let me kinda side-track for a moment.....Hon!!! Iam hungryyyy!!! How!!!!!! I cooked 1 Indo Mee & 2 Tom Yum beehoon for uuuuuu.... where is mineeeee?????WHEREEEEE????? Haha!!
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Friday, January 20, 2006
Ok.. I know this may sounds rude but.. I just need to say it all out..just bear with me.
Picture above *look up ladies & gentlemen* She seriously looks freaking hideous! Arghh.. sitting infront of me on the LRT... Life's suddenly seems so unbearable.. I swear she looks more man than woman...just that she has a pair of overgrown fatty tits to save her gender. Why am i so mean to her??
Fucking hell.. The stairs up to CCK LRT station is so fucking long... and Iam definately in the best of my luck early in the morning.. this wonderful fat ass is climbing the stairs..LITERALLY CLIMBING one step at a time! And due to the fact that she's so fucking fat! She just occupies the entire width of the stairs! Fucking pissing my ass off! Just feels like grabbing her black fatty hairy legs..tugged and see her roll down the stairs.. sorrie singapore.. Iam gonna cause a 9.0 on the richter scale if i ever did that... but hey! first major earthquake in singapore history! aint that cool??
anyway, enough of that fat ass.. else iam gonna puke again.. damn! just puke earlier on...i swear bile is fucking bitter!
On a lighter note...there's a new member in Hon's home... Poofii. Our new found cat from KAP. Cant deny she's really a dear at times.. obedient to the extend of unbelievable but... very very attention seeking! Sadly... we're not gonna keep her for perm. Hon's mum will freak out and....cat's poo seriously stinks. Gonna miss her.
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Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Know Iam never a TV addict or any soapy drama follower....but tell ya.. this "SASSY GIRL" is definately an exception.
Critics gave it a fucking 6 stars!!
I gave it a whopping fucking 7 stars!!
Catch it while stocks last...now out in all major laserflairs.
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Its been quite a blown away 2 weeks..
The start of school. Of REAL school. Why real? Cos of the tutorials, projects. *my groupie sucks big time and the stupid female from our group went self-exile* Its the only thing that keeps me on my toes, excluding exams, of course...
Well, been struggling with 2 subjects. Hope to catch up as soon as possible... I'm worried about it yet at the same time, i feel i ain't doing enough to help myself. Contradicting? But hey! on the bight side..Iam U Jin. I'll be able to catch up. *smiles*
Okay... i've been blog-hopping around...
And i see so many people doing new year resolutions!
Haha.. i feel so obliged to create one too...
But, for the past 23 years of my life, i never made any real new year resolutions.
Well, i guess i hate being restricted by a pre-determined list of TO-DOs.... and well, i admit, i have extreme difficulty keeping them!
Yeah..always wanted to get my diving license so i could finally finally join khong n gang to phuket or langkawi..dive freely into the open sea, probably find a beautiful coral or starfish and smuggle it back for my lp. *smiles*
And well, i'm just happy with living life as it comes, conquer any challenges that comes my way, create goals as i go along...
No doubt, i get people telling me: "It can create more discipline and it kinda forces you to do something you wouldn't normally do!" Haha... yes, i agree! But i'm just not fond of keeping to lists... Really a big turn-off to me...
I guess there are pros and cons of being someone who is carefree... but, i shall not go into it...
Interesting quote:
Somethings in life is like balloons
So beautiful
Makes u smile when u have one in your hands
But they are so sly & elusive
Slipping out of your hands and flying out of your sight
Even when they stay, they deflate into a useless piece of rubber
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Sunday, January 15, 2006
Checked the word 'Henry' in my Oxford dictionary...Henry means Wussy...oh.Ermmm...ok..now i know...Errr...or is it mother fucker son of a bitch?? ok..ok.. Now Iam realli confused..Now i get it...its Wussy mother fucker son of a bitch kiss my candy ass piece of shit.... amazing how a short name means so much...IAM TRUELY AMAZED!! Any Henry's that happen to see my blog..alright..alright...just cool it dudes..dont blame me man! who asked your mum, or dad, grandpa or grandma, house maid or family dog to give u such a pathetic name?? awww... Iam totally shocked too! well...go blame yr parents, grandparents, maids, pets, etc...they could name u like Chimpanzee, errr....let me see... king kong....donkey...wadever....all just sounds so much better than wussy mother fucker son of a bitch kiss my candy ass piece of shit....to keep it short..HENRY...I feel terribly sorrie for u...maybe here's some pointers from me to you? well...as a token of my condolences...err..I mean...wadever fuck lah...here goes...pointer 1 ---->> change your name to chimpanzee, donkey or wadever...just not Henry! *smiles*pointer 2 ---->> go kill your parents, grandparents, maid and pet...douse them in kerosense and flame on! wow!pointer 3 ---->> go kill yourself..maybe jump off from swissotel, get yourself run down by a truck..pointer 4 ---->> go into self-destruction mode, do something silly like get your ass screwed big time by a fat gay.yup...here's the 4 golden pointers just for you...*smiles* I'll update you once i think of better, brighter ideas....so in the mean time...just make do with it...
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Thursday, January 12, 2006
Today's topic shall be *drumroll* ......FOOD!!!Here's the wide array of munchies that went down my fat throat and straight into my fat stomach today...+ Morning in school +- 2 prawn sambal buns- 2 cups of coffee+ Lunch at Clementi with my peeps+- Fried Hokkien Mee- Sugarcane drink+ 2nd lunch with hun at 10 mile +- Bak Kut Teh...I emphasis... Mega $5.50 hardcore gigantic bowl.- 1 coke light- 1 icy soyabeanFilled to the brim!! Think i can actually feel my food at my throat! Lol~~ Hey!! but this is not the end! Gonna go back to hun's place for dinner....+ Dinner at Hun's +- rice- vegetables- sweet & sour fish- beef- miso soup- apples n orangesHAHAHaaaa! WUAHAHAHAhahaaaaa!! MUAHAHAHAhahaaaaa!! THIS IS STILL NOT THE END OF IT!!! Continue on........+ Dinner at home +- Salmon- Mashed potatos- Chicken soupdot..dot..dot.....Iam really gonna get fucking fat and hun's gonna dump me after that. BOOOooooo!! but...arghhh... I love this tiny so damn much...love u love u love u love u!! muacks...muacks...muacks...muacks.....
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006
10mile-Mr Bean-Soyabean icecream-Photo Whores to a whole new level-*smiles*
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Iam currently typing this on my laptop in a mosque...wearing my tudong and sarong...Ahmad Ibrahim is beside me....Norhayati bte Saleh is behind me....Mohd Faizal is in front of me...praying to ALAH..la la la~~Lol... Bleahz...Iam joking lah.... Its Hari Raya Haji...making me talk nonsense right now...
Went shopping with Hun at Far East...and boy did she really shop!!! This phrase kinda suits me.. "SHOP TILL U DROP" though not literally...but..ya..NEARLY! Let me do a count...
Item 1...Item 2...Item 3...Item 4... *countless hours later..........* Item 33!
Hmmmm...impressive huh! and how much did she contribute to the economy today? A FREAKING WHOPPING $xxx!! Lol.... la la la~ dun wanna tell u guys! But its definately in the high hundreds...*wipe sweat from forhead*
Went for a drink at burger king after the ordeal...errr.. i mean little shopping trip...and saw this sick phychotic pervertish china bastard in the toilet...he kinda stayed in there for 20 fucking mins! This freako keeps staring at himself in the stupid mirror...looking at himself... wiping his eyebrows... combing his pathetic mop-look-alike hair.... fucking hell...I really do feel like grabbing him by his mop-look-alike hair and bang it against the toilet door....arghhh..iam cranky....piece of china shit... though he didnt actually pissed me....but..hey! i dun give a damn!
Tired....shagged.....went home with hun after that....had dinner at phoenix and at last! this dear hun of mine FINALLY ate something different! and FINALLY..managed to finished up all her food....wad a rare rare sight! pleasantly satisfied. =) Head over to 10 mile junction after dinner coz hun kinda have cravings for moshi.....yeah....but in the end...we didnt get it...awww...but we did had our Mr Bean soya milk..
Slack over at hun's place....Arghhh...having freaking boring lectures later.... guys...please pray for me that i dun fall asleep...
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Another boring day in school...smoking with my peeps at the main entrance where out of nowhere this 2 red bull girls came along...promoting the lastest red bull drink to us....Blah..Blah..Blah..To all avid red bull drinkers... THIS NEW DRINK SUCKS! TRUST ME! and....she stole my virginity!! Arghhh!! My red bull virginity!!...never drank one in my entire life! Isnt this drink supposed to keep me awake?? Huh? Why do i still feel so fucking sleepy?? Boo!! Commercial fraud!Met up with Hun in school...and off we went to Holland Village...gonna meet up with her friends...Saby, Cass, AJ and Nicky....but this quartet of ladies gonna reach like say...4+ errr..... or should i say... 5+.....ERRRrrrrrr..... NEVER TRUST A GIRL'S TIME!!! That my motto I always live by! So.... it ends up at 6+. Bleahz big time! Meaning me and hun slack at Holland Village like say 5 freaking hours! Ate....Drank....Chat....Shop....Dog seeing....and finally...we ended up at Breko.... the quartet of girls arrived....FINALLY...lol... think they walked all the way from Chinatown *quote from hun* yeah...Ate....Drank....Chat....Diss.... till about 9pm...Me n Hun = HomeQuartet - Nicky = Zouk...errr.... I dunno which club lah...Before I end off... Here's a little tribute to this wadsoever shit of a guy his name is...Moleton?Molten?Multon?Molturn?Wadsoever Fuck-ton....yeah...so wad? I just hate u for no particular reasons...yeah....Iam this shallow man... Just hate your fucking face that appears right before me on 9 Jan 2006. Sorrie to my bros...Andy and Liquan...cant meet u guys for supper...Iam freaking tired...
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Monday, January 09, 2006
A week has passed in a blink of an eye...a week of school...a week of econs...how satisfying does that sound?? BUT! here's the good part... a week spent with my hun. *smiles* this is what i call.. SATISFYING!*faint* having saturday lectures... arghhh...can anyone save me?? *looks at hun* weather great..aint it better off sleeping? sigh... anyway...did managed to tolerate those long long 3hrs of lecture and off i went to my hun's place.. yeah!! sounds as estatic as a little kid huh! lol.aww..hun's still sleeping.. just look at the SEI SEI look on her face! Awww!! UBBEERRRRR CUTEEEEeeeeee!! Just feel like grabbing her over and hug big time!Anyway...me and hun brought snowii out for a walk soon after...well...give him some run time..since he'll be having his bath later on...this is an excuse for him to get all real dirty! btw...hun's gonna bathe it wad! booo! not meee! haha!Spending some quality time with my hun on a cold cold Saturday.. and HEY! who says a couple have to go shopping, clubbing, hanging out in town to spend the weekends? NONSENSE! I tell u....Iam equally happy and satisfied walking the dog with my hun, eating breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper with my hun... watching " ARE U HOT " on TV with my hun, playing DAI DI with my hun....ya! HUN!! DUN U FORGET!!! U OWE ME 2 IOUs!! Lol... ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz at 5am with hun on my chest...... *blissful*Raining throughout the whole freaking nite...and i tell u...its freaking cold! Went to have lunch at a nearby coffeeshop with hun...she insisted on having yong tau fu since 3 days ago!! Lol~~ ok..ok...Iam just being an exaggerated bastard... well..she crave for that since like yesterday night...anyway... finished lunch and hun's dad came to fetch her... yeah.. I miss u hun.. :(Hun's stuffs are realli mounting at my place! Lol..Here's the list *for now*1) 2 caps2) 1 crumpler3) 2 umbrellas4) more to come......Hun! Since u have a jinjin....hey! how could i lose out to u?? BOOOooo! I have my own pet too!! She's called tinybecka!!! Check her out at my blog! *hugs*
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Thursday, January 05, 2006
Okay today's blog title would be friendster and nightlife.sg morons....*continuation from Tiny's blog* Haha! Yeap. this post is entirely dedicated to those freaking morons, neanderthals, freaks, dumb asses etc..To put it simple and straight...cant u guys see that tiny's MARRIED?? Iam the only guy in her heart?? ....*except for her dad* And cant u guys stare hard into your fucking mirrors to realise that u actually look like a pile of shit?? duh...just have some freaking limits of yourself and go after other girls in your own league...errr...ok..ok... so u gonna ask me wad kinda girls i was referring to?? well...alright...girls in your league....*ponders* FAT, PIMPLY, NERDS, PATHETIC, LOSERS, DISGUSTING, wadever fucking negative terms lahhh... so...get the picture in your thick smelly skull??Look at my precious tiny...... SHE'S LIKE TOTALLY NOT IN YOUR LEAGUE. so...guys..guys...quit wasting your efforts to try knowing her....maybe u could use that extra no-life time of yours to hide behide your computer...surf some porn websites...and masturbate...that should do u guys good. Btw...just for all u guys info......well...*shrugs* I wont hestitate to beat the living hell out of u guys..not to say your life is not pathetic enough.... trust me... i wont give a shit if i broke any part of u.. that would actually bring a smile to my face. but i aint that evil after all.....well...I'll buy flowers and send to your ward... a fruit basket for your beloved pathetic father and mother...probably sisters and brothers...
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
First day of school...hmmm... this poster caught my eye " SIM is a smoke-free campus " gosh.... major turnoff! but who cares... we are still smoking right above the no-smoking sign. la la la~kinda glad in a way that school has re-opened... miss my peeps...everyone's kinda busy with work and reservist..but on the other hand... iam totally still in party-mode... kinda hard to switch my mind back to study-mode... haiz.. Talking about why iam late for school today makes my freaking blood boil! This mother fucking..pink puma bag carrier..horrendous dress sense daughter of a bitch! Dun realli know what the fuck she did...something to do with her student consession card thingy... fucking hell had the bus driver call his main office...den talked for like so fucking long....DAMN! mother fuckers! Bus was like stationary for 10mins. -_-" Everyone was like so pissed... This stupid fat ass malay bitch behind me keep making the TSK! TSK! TSK! sound..... just feel like turning around and giving her fat, oily, pimple infested cheeks a big tight slap!ya...so pissed! TOTALLY PISSED! Argghhh! But...... awwww... Hun bought me breakfast...she made scrambled eggs, sausages and tuna sandwiches....with complimentary drink of a ribena!Lol...not to forget a free gift - a davidoff menthol. Haha!! Awwww... so sweet of hun.. I love this Lp of mine so so much... she's all mine.. ALLLL MINEEEE!! no one's gonna snatch her from me!Anyway...lecture ended at 1pm... Hun went to get her cert.. WOW! Haha! cool huh! errrrr...I've get that in 1 yr time...*cross fingers* HOPEFULLY.Went over to Lot 1 with Hun to get her stationary... $107 worth of stationary.. -_-" dun blame her.... she's gonna open a bookshop. Muahaha! and ya! HUN! U owe me!!! LADY FINGERS! ya?? :pHad lunch at Sakae Sushi.... weird.. this waiter suddenly approach me and asked " R u a regular here?? " Iam like WHAT? HUH? STUNNED! Haha! Seems like such weird situations never leave me.... I remember this waiter from Phin's Steakhouse asking me " R U ELECTRICO? " haha!! Hmmmmm.... being famous is such a hassle! chey!Went home with Hun...see her playing her gunbound... and...lol.. just see how she pester me on where to get the gunbound card...SO UBER CUTE! Gave my girl a little massage...she's aching all over. :( Today's music brought to u by the prince himself..Now playing: Believer by Jake (from the Left Behind OST)I lurve it....
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Monday, January 02, 2006
Last day of 2005.... looking back.... well....lotsa memories...managed to gain a wealth of experience working in UOB with peeps like Joel, Terence, Zandel, Iris, Michelle, Candice etc etc... love u peeps... kinda miss the good old days where we all slog our asses off even on weekends and public holidays to rush the deadline for our dining promotion....damn! That was totally hardcore! But hey.. the joy part was when everyone was taking a break..sitting down with a pizza in one hand and a barcardi breezer on the other.. Haha... yeah...2005 is also the year where i started uni in SIM... knew a bunch of close peeps such as Eugene, Andy, Jet, Liquan, Terence... well.. studied together... chat and fool together.. supper at 4am together... Haha! That was totally fun too... thanks guys for everything...on a lighter note... 2005.. Hmmmm... or should i say towards the end of 2005... well.. something happy.. or should i say.. a blessing came into my life... as they always say... good things always come last... pretty true in this case.. knew a very wonderful lady...*smiles* She's now my hun aka my lao po....truely appreciate every little thing u have done for me... its embedded deep in my heart...love your cookings...and this is not said for the sake of saying... i meant every word i say.... errr.. i mean type.. yeah... I may chi chu at times... but.. doesnt it mean that i really care and love for u? u may say its a men ego thingy... coz men are possessive of their own "belongings" ...i dun deny that....but i realli realli...u know... love u very much... anyway... so... after so much blabbering.... wad did i actually do on New Year's Eve??? Iam realli freaking lazy to type all out.... and so... i'll put it in a time-table format..31-12-054pm : Met up with Hun at the Phoenix Coffee Shop to slack, chat and drink...6+pm : Went Back to hun's home to play Gunbound while she doll up..9+pm : Met up with Andy and his gf at Wala Wala..10+pm : Left Wala Wala and headed down to 8890 pub..10+pm - 1.30am : Chat, pool, drink, 5-10 with wk, clown, sei n gf, ck n gf, jielun..2am : Supper with Hun at Newton.. den ZZZZzzzzzzzzzArghhh! Dun wanna blog now... dunno wad to write...wad to say... sleep.....good nite peeps..Hun's busy... Boooo!!
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Ok.. I know this may sounds rude but.. I just need to say it all out..just bear with me.
10mile-Mr Bean-Soyabean icecream-Photo Whores to a whole new level-*smiles*
