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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Vault 02 party at zouk co-organised by MTV. Well......lotsa act-preppy, act-punk rockish, act-hiphop, act-adult wannabes fuck heads. This happens when its rated 16yrs and above.

+Clubber list+

1) Jinkaboo
2) Beckaboo
3) LQ
4) Melvin
5) Melvin's "soon-to-be" gf aka Shiny? Shee-nee? Shin-ni?

Went to the Dentist Room to get the mood swinging first.. Okay... Dentist Room aka Wine bar. It was fun! DJ's good, music's good, clubbing buds are good, EVERYTHING IS FUCK GOOD. Haaaa. But hey, here's the downside. The dancefloor was kinda a big disappointment in a sense. Was basically gay dancing with LQ all the way...and this ang moh fella named Carl who was basically my best friend of the day with all the "Heyyy! Whats up bro!" ......fists pumping and high fiveing with me. Haaa... Oh fuck shit! Not forgetting Sheik Haikel's sweating ass grinding against mine! WHAT THE FUCK! Yes.... Annabel Francis's fat, smelly gorilla.

LQ was like going WTF! for basically every five minutes and "where have all the girls died to?" for every minute. Haaa....

We drink drank drunk drunkeddd....the hoeggardens, the bourbons, the vodkas, the chivas, the B52's.....oh man.....

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Monday, May 28, 2007

wow. universal genius.

HAPPY 18th MONTH-NIVERSARY TO US.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Mundane mundane work every single day. Iam bored.

Ok... these ready made * i-dunno-what-brand * pasta aint that fantastic as what their packet cover shows.. Cheaters. Everything tastes the same.

But OMG. These sandwiches are the exact opposite of the stupid pasta. FABULICIOUS! YUMMILICIOUS! Courtesy of my dear lil' burpies. *muacks* She make the best sandwiches in this entire world! Arghhhh! Hopefully there's some left for me tomorrow. Tuna mayo sandwich, Egg sandwich, Ham & cheese sandwich! arghhhhhh..... Babyyyyyyy!!

The new show that we are catching right now. Hmmm...its about bones..the lab's filled with bones...she's bones...he called her bones...they found lotsa bones...big bones...little bones...bones being blasted all around...bones been eaten by flesh eating bugs...bones found in a river...bones here and bones there...bones....yeah.....bones...hahahaaa...

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Monday, May 21, 2007

Jinpies has caught a pervert today. Too bad, he got me on my bad day.

Sex criminals, they say, are essentially hopeless, having sharply higher rates of recidivism than any other type of criminal. In short, we must lock these fucking sickos up forever, because they will invariably strike again. Perverts, molesters and rapists ought to be shot, mauled, hanged, diced. Seriously. Plain sick. Jinpies just cant tolerate such acts. Sick bastards.

+Pervert in action+

1) Late 30s to early 40s

2) Ah bengish long blonde wispy hair from excessive dyeing

3) Ah bengish Man Master shirt with bell bottoms

4) Crater face. I MEAN SERIOUSLY CRATER FACE. OMFG. Its like nitric acid poured onto...The kinda that inevitably gives u mutiple goosebumps when u see it? Get what i mean??

5) Typical perv face. The kinda roving eyes that looks around for their next victim

DAMN!!! I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A PIC OF HIM.

Yeah..the train was like so fucking packed and he still wanna wriggle all around for fuck sake? Ok...lets give him the benefit of the doubt yea....fineeee...

Finally, Mr crater face found his target and omfg....I saw that crater face smile lit up...he started grinding his crater dick at the stupid girl's ass. why stupid?? Cos she dun even fucking know that Mr crater face is having the fun of his life at her expense. Stupid girl. Seriously, I started to feel totally grossed out. If u are Edison Chen or Daniel Wu....fineeee.... probably the girl wouldnt mind u grinding her ass . Instead, she'll probably go " OHHHhhh Yeeaahhh come on baby..."

BUT! OMFG! Mr Crater Face!?!?

Sadly, Miss stupid girl left and this made Mr crater face sulk. Time for his next target. This time, he decided to gind his crater dick against this lil' secondary school girl's ass. Yes....RIGHT BESIDE ME. At least she's smart...she senses something amiss and shift to stand right infront of me. BUT NO...I DID NOT GRIND HER INSTEAD.

Mr Crater face decides to push his luck by slowly nudging me away so that he can happily grind the poor lil' girl away. Ok...Jinpies is near boiling point right now. Stop shoving ur fucking disgusting ah bengish crater body at me. Dun push ur luck too far ya Crater face. Jinpies has his limits. But no.....Mr Crater face decides to do something stupid...as if he's not stupid enough...he decides to push me yet again. Too bad then.....Jinpies made one of his front tooth flyyyyyyyy....yayyyy....FLYYYYYYY OUTTTTT! It takes me less than 3 seconds to pin crater face down on the floor. yayyyy. without making the slightlest mess to my hair. yayyyyy.

She said thanks to me....but sadly, the MRT securities brought Mr Crater face away at the next stop. Awww....enjoy ur 6x9 cell stay. Omg...his craters STILL gives me the goosebumps.

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Sunday, May 20, 2007

3 consecutive days of mahjong-ing gives u a sore neck + sore back + sore ass.

Oh ya...... plus losing tons of buckaroos. Shit! What's the point of working then!?!

--People that outta be shot--

1) Sabrina Kim
2) Willy Kwan
3) Eugene Chen

4) Oh Liquan

5) Cheryl Tan

Yes... U Jin's a SORE LOSER. Hahahahaaaa.

The deliveries. Yumms.

-Banana Pizza, Pepperroni cheese pizza, Teriyyaki beef pizza, Unagi pasta, Chicken wings-

Does the "hotness" factor of the bf fizzles out as the relationship goes on?

1 - 6 months ==> Baby... u're so friggin hot! Just cant wait to see ya every single day every single min. Sex in abundance...Mushy SMSes in galore.

6 - 12 months ==> Yeah... u're hot baby. Cant wait to see ya. Sex often...Mushy SMSes every now and then.

12 - 18 months ==> Ya...not bad...pretty hot. Sex once in a blue blue moon....Mushy SMSes...sorrie...minus the mushy.

18months onwards till marriage ==> U're getting fat baby...Sex?? What's sex?? SMSes?? oh ya... "remember to off the stove" "buy dinner urself" blah blah blah....

crappp.

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Its amazing how people cheat in examinations nowadays. Gone were the " Piiissssss...*softly* whats the answer for question 1? " Or the head turning and looking around. Old school method.

Surprise Surprise. 4 girls were caught by us for cheating...yeah..girls...zitch guys.

Notes placed in the artificial ceiling of the handicap toilet.

Notes shafted into their pockets. " Oh...I didnt realised..I was in a rush. " FUCK YOU LAHH!

One girl kept apologising and saying sorrie this sorrie that...Christina rebuked " SORRIE FOR WHAT!! WHAT'S YOUR ROW NUMBER AND SEAT NUMBER " Hahaa...stumped.

Screwww you cheating girls!

Tony showed us how to make a friggin big ass torch flame with a lighter! OMFG! Its really OMFG!

Its so so so sweettt to see how lovey dovey William and Ziling are together. In a way, goosebumps do pop out but still...99% would still go AWWWWwwwwww....the little things they do for each other....awwwww...genuinely meant for each other.

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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Do all dog lovers consciously or sub-consciously pay more attention to their dogs? Probably..else u wouldnt be tagged a dog LOVER in the first place. Make sense. I guess if anything bad were to happen to Michael..I'll probably let myself run down by a car and die straight away. Let me leave this rigorous of a slave world behind. Here I come Michael.

Updates from last week...
Saw quite a few familiar faces...zengbin, yy, chris, christ's gf, daniel...Hell! Didnt even know u fellas are in UOL. University-Of-Lamers.
zengbin the 12 year friendship...school truanting...grandama's porn watching...basketball playing...club madnessing...cigar smokin buddy. Catch up with ya soon. Happy for ya and Wanjun. Blissful. Time does flies. "To-shi-ba" the fella that wanted to whack u is now taking ACCA. lmao. Gone were the Versace neon yellow top and D & G's blue pants....in came the Zara and Topman. Wow.. thats certainly a 360' for him. Time does flies....

By the way.. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO MY MUM! LOVEEEEE UUUUUU!

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Friday, May 11, 2007

I just cant stand waking up at 5.30am every morning. It sucks real bad.

Stats exam for UOL and this bloody stupid girl placed her stats notes under her stupid desk.

WTF!!!!

" ermmm.. Iam sorrie... I dunno I cant put my notes under the desk. "

ARE U FUCKING DUMB OR WHAT!!! U DUN KNOW?!?!? FUCKING STUPID SHIT!

Stupid fuckhead. I bet UOL breeds fuckheads. I've met like dozens of fuckheads in the past 2 days.

Went for my smoke break as and when i want it to be.

Screw all of u! Fail!! FAIL!

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

I hate reservist training. use the fucking money and buy the whole fucking nepal and pay them to guard our fucking nation, just like they guard the rich ministers. it's better if singaporean men like myself concentrate on our "core competencies" and contribute to the economy like the slaves that we are. we don't need the extra burden.

Just let me lament.....

Probably the new job was a mistake? Firstly, i had to wake up at 5.30am in the morning. Thats roughly the time i normally sleep instead. Obviously, I'll be damn tired. Secondly, it takes me freaking 1hr 45mins to reach the damn place.

CCK --->> Tanah Merah --->> Expo --->> Hall 7

9 hrs later.....

Hall 7 --->> Expo --->> Tanah Merah --- CCK

-__-"

Iam tired. sigh.

People asking me stupid dumb fuck questions... -__-"

" how long is the duration for my paper? " eh.. don't u fucking know that yourself?

" my table's weird...its not flat " eh...ok...i'll send them to the carpenter's first...alright???

" i cant seem to open the toilet door " U FUCKING DUMB OR WHATTTT!!

Dumb nerdy blur cocks all around me as invigilators...sigh.. wth... people that look so lost. Probably been lost in space throughout their whole pimply life. arghhh...

My legs are sore from the 6 hrs of walking. sigh....

All that for $50 bucks. sigh....

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Sunday, May 06, 2007

Hello world! Iam finally FINALLY F.I.N.A.L.L.Y ANALLY *that word just surfaced out of my mind right after the word - finally...randomness of randomness*

Oh ya.. FINALLY FINALLY having my last paper on Monday.

*happiness*

Been a long arduous road of endless sleepless mugging nights. All that's gonna end real damn soon! Arghhh... looking forward to my final 2 semesters!

ITS MAHJONG SESSION TIME!

Tiny Mine-ni Mine-ni Tiny did all these with her Mine-ni hands.

The pasta and baked rice.