Sunday, August 26, 2007
Busy with the countless tests and yes....4 more to go.
10 good reasons i should be given a high distinction.1. I stayed up for 3 consecutive nights just to study these!#$%^&*^%$.2. Serious loss of sleep (Refer to no.1).3. Thought so hard about my paper till it gave me undue stress and headache.4. Fucked up diet due to stress.5. 10am papers forced me to shower at unearthly 7.30am. (considered early to me)6. Wasted countless priceless papers for jotting down of notes. *Environment hazard alert*7. Massive Viceroys puffings.8. Massive depletion of monetary means. (Refer to no.7)9. Was forced to sit out of my raw and smackdown.10. I U Jin, is the nicest student one can ever get. *megawatt smile*
had a wacky conversation with liang peng..
" Jin... how much is a tuner? *i was thinking he meant tuna* "
" ...oh...it depends on the size.... "
" huh!!??!! arent they about the same size? palm size? "
LQ burted in.. " HUH!!! Crazzyy!! Tunas are real big u know! U wanna get baby tunas ah?? "
" Ok fine....why do u suddenly need tunas for? "
OH...I WANNA TUNE MY GUITAR...
o_O
WTF! So u meant the thingy to tune the flatness or sharpness of a note....not the sashimi thingy.
WTFF!
Recap..Recap..
Miney and I were like planning on ways to bomb the Islamic terrorists..random..but we had hell of a good laugh about it. HAHAHAAA..
" what about pork floss grenades? "
" what about bak kwa bombs? "
" why dont we include pigs into the army? "
LETTING 5000 pigs running havoc in Iraq must be an inhilarating experience for them!
Soldiers should wear pig-skinned boots so as in the case of zero ammunition. Kick them.
Females should always be armed with a pig-skinned handbag. Smack them with it when necessary. Screw the Louis Vuittons, Guccis and Hermes in this case.
Tell me! How not to win the war in Iraq if u follow the Jinpies-Miney strategy?
Having a couple of bashes recently. The NTU bash at MOS and SIM bash at St James. All these punk rock ladies giving out phamplets in our school. Opps.. i meant fat punk rock ladies. haha.
Sharz..... " Jin ah...u go out of our lecture room. u'll see all these gothic rock chicks outside! FAT GOTHIC ROCK CHICKS. "
SPARE ME MAN.Longan and Lychee have a new cage. A HUGE ASS one that cost nearly $400! Its big enough for lions and tigers, bears and hippotamuses, giraffes and elephants. haha...okie.... big enough for a full grown lion.Its Miney's 22nd Birthday. =) Dinner at New Park.Baby...remember the heart, livers and kidneys? lol. Love u muchie muchie my princess. Crap...Iam seriously missing u right now.Babyyyy!
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Sunday, August 19, 2007
Haha!! I just "simpsonize" myself! Does he look like me miney? lol.
The much-awaited dinner prepared by miney. :)
Was hogging the headlines again, because of her brand new act where she wears very little and prances around in her latest dance MTV or some rubbish along those lines.
Who?? The pastor's wife who look like a slutty lil' whore. How ironic can that be. Haha.
My thoughts on this goes two ways...
Firstly, I'm super super annoyed with Sun Ho for being such a publicity whore wannabe.
Secondly, I'm super annoyed with the papers for giving Sun Ho the column space, and on the front page no less. But well, it's WanBa*. It's the papers for mushbrains.
Fine. So we're back to Sun Ho.
So the pastor's wife husband says "please leave my wife alone". Yeah tough, because now she's a CELEBRITY, and well as far as I recall, she was the one who pushed the media to focus on the fact that she was the pastor's wife in the first place, and she used that to push herself to celebrity status. errrrr...ok... "CELEBRITY" status. Actually wasn't she and the church the one to call her a "pastor" because she's married to one?
So in the paper she says that now she's "afraid to come back to Singapore" because of the criticisms. All I can say is.... tough. You did it and you knew the consequences. You went ahead and released your albums, you received flak. You wore that red low cut dress, you received flak. You now pretend to be a hiphop geisha, and you expect Singaporeans to welcome you with open arms? Are you thinking? Silly old Biatch.
If you wanna buy into the US market with all that hiphop, Rihanna yay yay umbrella. Please be my guest. Just don't come and give Singaporeans a sob story and say things like omg I actually really love my country but my country don't love me, or my costume already very unrevealing. WRONG WRONG WRONG. Just admit you want to break into US market. If you want to be as "normal" as a celeb can get, then please stop getting your husband to make statements for you and stop asking your poor old pastor hubby to get the congregation to buy your albums because all I can see is that this is ONE BIG PUBLICITY STUNT.
Thank you, said my piece.
Btw, do something about the face. Please..
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Wednesday, August 15, 2007
The gay lecturer that has this uncanny ability to always look like a Taka Jewellery sales person.
The topic on "If-onlys"
Viceroys per month - $200+
Transportation per month - $100
Handphone bills, food, etc....wtf.
How much am i actually left for some tiny weeny enjoyment?
If only Iam working, the moolahs would be coming in...
If only i have more moolahs. I will be able to buy WHATEVERRRR i want! Its darn fustrating to always peek into my wallet and going "Nahh...forget it! It's not that nice actually" I have to admit that iam pretty much used to this already but still, I need my occasional column to vent it all out. lol. By the way, Iam by far not a excessive, compulsive shopper.
Chilling out in town with the guys after school. Saw Tony on the way. The dude's still the same. Late for work as usual. Anyway, slacked at Rendevous TCC where we have our male bitching and ciggie smoking sessions. I myself proudly ordered a banana smoothie as its the cheapest drink around. *beams* *If only*
Jet came over shortly after that. He just couldnt resist our bitching sessions too. haha. Apparently, he just went to some chinese medium thingy who advised him that he can only be involved with a girl after the age of 27. Or else, the girl would hinder his luck and fortune. Hmmm...thats why he's currently on vegetation mode. Surprisely, Benedict Goh's in his company too. For everyone's info, lets recap...Benedict Goh --- former paramid game host cum worst actor in mediacorp cum drink driving under a suspended licence.Jet: " That stuck up asshole? Jail lah...."Headed over to spinelli at Heerens after that where i myself proudly ordered nothing. *beams* The male bitching sessions part 2.Headed over to The Clinic at Cannery.Ambience is well, cold and clinical. A fun experience though, with seats resembling hospital beds and tables segregated with white curtain separators. Drinks are served from test tubes, infusion drip packets and syringes. Downside? Limited smoking seats outside, bar area inside looks drab and boring. Also, we were expecting to see the staffs decked in at least attires that matches with their concept but hell no. Ugly servers with ugly tee-shirts matched with an ugly pair of jeans. They just simply looked like some popular bookshop assistant.Had some beers and bourbons and the male bitching part 3 was on. Jet paid for everything. Well...we're just poor students unlike him...right. haha. Thanks bro.By the way, this fella was previously driving a bmw 7 series and is now driving a freaking lexus RX300 and his new honda integra type R is arriving next week. The swinging bachelor is currently unattached and single...he comes with a six pack, bulging chest and pecs too. Whoever is interested, leave me a note. haha...BUT, you must be either be from Shanghai, Shanxi, Guangdong, Hebei, Yunnan, Har-er-bin etc... Haha...he totally digs china girls. His Abode.
The toys.
**********************************Baby, thank you for your never ending love to me.thank you for the raph lauren shirt u got me, the 4skin bag, the river island tees and jeans.thank you for pampering me.I love love love love them alot.thank you for loving me.I love u baby. *Mimp Mimp************************************
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Sunday, August 12, 2007
While Jet's happily sashaying in some clubs for *i dunno* how many consecutive days, Iam here mugging for my price theory for the same amount of consecutive days. This is what we termed it as the estimated monetary value of studying or also known as the estimated utility of studying. Haaa...the studious me in action.
In the midst of hyper maximum boredom.....
The dogs just have to do this to my beloved revoltage bag. Now i have no choice but to give my bag an early retirement. Of all times to pissed me...
One bloody bastard and one bloody bitch.
Save you, feed you, shower you, clean you and this is how you two repay your gratitude! Imbeciles!!
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Sunday, August 05, 2007
+Band gathering at Plaza Sing+
Cailing
Weiling
Azahar
Miner
Ailing
Ah Pek
Anneson
James
Fizah
Hamidah
Something Huay
Peiya
Renee
Zhangyan
Was late and so stupid me decided to take the cab which jammed all the way like from highway till ACS..Bloody shits. Jams are one thing that i have one of the least tolerance for. I just feel like screaming. Damages to Plaza Sing is like 16+ bucks. Bloody shits..
Anyway...
Its kinda heartening seeing these people again after such a long time...being nearly a decade for some of them. Memoirs which we all once shared kinda oozes back somewhat. The mad chasings around school, the beratings by Mr Anthony Chew, the crazy rehearsals and performances, the numerous camps, the jokes, the laughter, the tears. Time may have distant us, dfferent paths in life, work commitments and social circles may have subconciously moved on. But, they will always be a very special bunch of good friends I have and still do.
well..well...
An alternative to Pizza Hut or Canadian..
But still, Rocky's are the best.
This kinda makes me laugh..
Its not often u get to see a "traffic light" sitting together right? haha.
How can i miss this opportunity to get them on camera?
Anyway, "red light" is my friend. Sorrie Ben!
The 3 dogs had a bath on Saturday namely Snowii, Longan & Lychee. I swear bathing two 15kg+ dogs who simply refuse to cooperate is really a pain in the ass. haha.. I started to appreciate the size of small dogs now. How you can just manhandle them whatever ways u deemed happy. lol.
Ice cream cravings at night. Headed down to Holland V with baby to get this!! *see below*Cool ice creams!Not forgetting, an alternative to Haagen Diaz, Swensens or Ben & Jerrys.Baskin Robbins are still the best around!Singaporeans just couldnt appreciate the finner things in life right as compared to Malaysians.No wonder there's no Beard Papa, Baskin Robbins, Patchi or even Krispy Kreme!
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Thursday, August 02, 2007
" In 2007. RMIT University proudly celebrates its 120th anniversary. To mark this historical milestone, the Vice-Chancellor and President, Professor yada yada.....invites you to a superb evening of entertainment and culinary delights. "Seriously, what has this dinner got to do with me?? I HAVE NOT EVEN GRADUATED?!? Do u all old fogeys at RMIT wanna present me my degree in advance? I would gladly oblidge. Make it a Masters instead. Can?" Superb evening of entertainment and culinary delights?? " Oh my god! Have u old fogeys invited Usher, Red jumpsuit apparatus, Rihanna, Good charlotte and Linkin park? Is our food served by some 5 star chef like "DAI DONG GUAN?"No right.....its performance by our budgety student council, dance club or whatever shit and some low cost cheapo catering right?? so, stop trying to cheat us of our 50 bucks. I rather have a hat-trick of Kuishinbo.RMIT lecturer a month ago...."Guys...I would recommend u all to buy the financial calculator as it is extremely important for your exams. Trust me, you'll learn to realise that."Local lecturer today...."Guys...the financial calculator is not really that useful. If u guys are using the Sharp brand, sorrie...I dun know how to use that...if u guys are using the Casio one instead, I might be able to offer some help. But then, a normal scientific calculator is good enough. Its better to calculate the workings manually."Michelle to lecturer...."So, why in the hell did we buy the calculator in the first place for?"Lecturer..."*chuckles* treat that as a bad investment"DO U FELLAS FEEL LIKE JUST GIVING THAT PIG ONE FUCKING BIG TIGHT SLAP?Stupid...Retard nonsense aside....meeting my band peeps tomorrow at Plaza Sing. Wow...Been 9 years?? Since 1998? Oh my god....nearly a decade since i last saw them...well...did met up with hanglong, eric, meiqin, huiru, june...but that still kinda like a few years back too..anyway, baby's gonna meet me at Plaza Sing after that! yayyyyy! We're gonna decide on getting either Sins Chocs or Godivas. Cravings!
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The gay lecturer that has this uncanny ability to always look like a Taka Jewellery sales person.
" In 2007. RMIT University proudly celebrates its 120th anniversary. To mark this historical milestone, the Vice-Chancellor and President, Professor yada yada.....invites you to a superb evening of entertainment and culinary delights. "
