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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

the mugging attire must haves: hairband and a sweater.

15 hrs to go......

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♥ Happy 23th monthiversary miney! ♥

sorrie..2 days late though.

still as ever inflatuated by that hottie look of yours ever since the first time i set my eyes on you.

i love u.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007

coming out seeing your bike with just one wheel left....fucking mother fuckers...they have to steal my carbon fibre spokes too..
iam going to pray damn fucking hard and please grant me all my fucking wishes true.

to all the fucking cbs that did that to my bike.

1) your gfs will be ganged raped and tortured till their fucking mouths, vaginas and asses tear.
2) all your loved ones, be it your fucking uncles and aunties, grandmothers and grandfathers, cousins and whatever fuck shit be met with a mishap...traffic accidents...it'll be the utmost best if they were travelling in one big fucking family car and be smashed into fucking bits and pieces.
3) lets leave the best for your parents.. I HOPE I CAN PERSONALLY WALLOP THEM LIKE FUCKING BITCHES.
4) for yourself...dun let me see your bike with my wheels and spokes...i'll fucking make sure some part of your fucking body breaks.

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

3pm - 4am at teck whye mac.

I swear I'm going mad.Nowadays I feel...

a) inadequate

b) stupid

c) nosensical

d) lame

e) hot-tempered

f) prancy

g) tired

h) worried

i) angry

j) stressed

k) insufficient

l) sweaty

m) ugly

n) clumsy

o) boring

p) out-dated

q) used

r) superficial

s) phony

t) unsure

u) cold

v) moody

w) deadpan

x) bleak

y) unsure

z) stony

Ok. I've run out of words to describe how Iam feeling nowadays (or so for right now) after using up like all the alphabets in the English dictionary. Of which, 70% consist of me being sucked up with the up coming exams hence the uninteresting me. Which in a way, influenced me to dress ugly which made me feel unhappy and sad (cuz dressing affects my mood but I can't dress too well to a stupid teck whye macdonalds or I would seriously feel damn overdressed. This affects my brain which slows my productivity and creativeness driving it down to "0". How sweet. I "love" muggings.This sucks. I feel seriously fugly, frumpy and tired now. How I wish I can just play audition my whole life and run away from the cold hearted world. Or hide in a little hole where no one can find me. HAAA....

Hail the muthu-SAMy.

Courtesy of muthu-SAMy.

They were sitting just beside me...I just simply cant stop laughing at that oversized, 16yr old pimply bloke. Come'on! Giving me a tummyache at 2am. Had to go for frequent smoke breaks else i'll really burst out laughing. WTF.

pimply bloke to girl " u are so cute...can i pinch ur cheeks. "

girl to pimply bloke " errr. O_o dun wan laaahhhh.."

pimply bloke to girl " do u think i have a chance to woo u? "

* OK...IAM FUCKIN-LY TRYING NOT TO LAUGH NOW*

girl to pimply bloke " haha..............hahahaaa "

pimply bloke to girl "Aiyeee...why u like that de....my standard got so bad meh "

*Hahaaa!! About to burst out laughing like a mad dog...rushed out to have a smoke*

5 mins later........

pimply bloke to girl " so late le....still dun want to go home? "

girl to pimply bloke " dun want lahh...so siannnn "

pimply bloke to girl " i accompany u lor....*stares meekingly into her eyes*

*HAHAHAAAAA!! Iam easily amused ok! But dun u find it FUCKING FUNNY!!

*ps: i dun type like that*

yes....i admit i did easdropped on them but.....couldnt blame me right?? Entertainment value was like a 5 star!

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Monday, October 22, 2007

tell me who in the right mind lurveee studying?!?

other than maybe Mr Mok YG? Hahaa...oppss.

normal people does normal things like hate studying.

PROVEN WITH PICS.

daily mundane shits like mugging, mugging and non-stop muggings....
a bunch of ignorant mak-yo-yos just have to piss me off big time today...while iam already fuckinly damned pissed with all the swaps and shits like that...they have to just sit down beside me and blast their stupid hp media music away...yes...stupid 16yr old bunch of mak-yo-yos.

" can you fucking turn off your fucking music? " i said in the most polite tone i could muster out.

it works. =)

something to perk everyone up.

FAT JOKES!

"you're so fat when u climbed mount everest, ppl thought u were the mountain"

" you're so fat that people got lost running around you"

" you're so fat that your photo on your IC gotta be on both sides"

"you're so fat that you're 36-24-36............. AND YOUR OTHER ARM IS LARGER."

"you're so fat, that when i was printing ur picture last year, it's still printing"

Hahahaaa...

Yeahhh...

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Sunday, October 14, 2007

EMO-ING...emo-ing...

HAHAAA....haaahaaaa...*jumps*

this is a perfectly normal pic of the ever so metrosexual Sam decked in raph laurens, rotaries and pedros...OH FUCK!! Wait a minute!

....

*Squinting your eyes real hard*

...

PAWNED!! Closet Gay!!!! Woooootttt! Haaahaaa..

The one and only guy that would frequently entertain me with my *click click*. MY BIG BLUE BITCH!

i told u he likes my *click click*

The lazy bum. haha.

BACK TO SERIOUS BUSINESS....

the negavities of projects gotta be channelled out in the form of:

1) excessive smokings.

2) compulsive litterings.

3)outrageous noise pollutings.

what happens when you painstakenly met all 3 criterions??

you'll get a free complimentary police van right at your doorstep. Oh ya! It comes with 2 police officers with it too!

Police officer 1 " What are you guys doing here at 3am? Are you guys residents here? "

LQ " ermmmmm...he's from cck, he's from yew tee...oh..that one's from ang mo kio....the one in blue is from thomson and iam from woodlands. *gleefully smiling away*

yada..yada..yada...the residents has been making a complain that you guys have been making a hell lotsa noise..considering its 3am. guys...i know u ppl are doing your projects...but please keep the volume down ok.

*ring ring*

another complaint call on us..

police officer 2 flashing that constipated "pek chek" face..

HAHAAA!!

BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE 2 BANGLADESHIS ACCOMPANYING US! happying snorting weed and cocaine blantantly. Haaahaaa...nahhh..happily munching their pratas and byranis away....BLOODY HELL!!

me and miney went to jsl to meet up with ck, jl and wr...bitching sessions and ciggie smoking.. ck officially hates hongkong now. its being a ripped off for him. haha!!! met up with sam after that at teck whye where the 3 of us mugged till 5am... lionel and gang was there too...done a little catching up..

emo-ing part 2..

especially when i'm tired and stoning. not really stoning, most of the time iam just thinking about stuffs that happened or stuffs that are going to happen so it looks like iam stoning. stuffs i shouldn't have said to make things worse, stuffs i should have said to make things better, promises i shouldn't have made, hopes i shouldn't have given.I think (and worry) too much seriously (in a weird way) , i think on the bus, i think on the cab, i think on the train. I can think about the shades the bus driver was wearing , think about why the cab driver hangs an ugly badge on his rear view mirror, think about why the lady powder her nose and crimp her lashes right in front of everyone on the train.
I think and worry about everything, then forget about everything again.
Right now i just wish for a dysfunctional brain. haha..

5 chickens outside the house.

o_O

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Tuesday, October 09, 2007

the past week has been tough. juggling between risk management and projects. shuttling from school to town to coffeeclub to SMU to macs, all for the sake of the aircon and a fucking power point. weather's been a killer.

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