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Friday, February 29, 2008

happy belated 27th monthniversary to us. =)

shall dedicate a post on bengs and lians today. mugging at yew tee mac never fails to make me chuckle with laughter always.

beng 1 --- red skinny jeans with flipflops
beng 2 --- yellow skinny jeans with flipflops
beng 3 --- green skinny jeans with *what else*
i bring to u our very own new and improved moveable traffic light.

lian 1 --- sitting with legs wide open
lian 2 --- sitting with legs even wider open
lian 3 --- do i need to make it even more explicit?

i raise a question to sam and lq. ok. since we are mugging on investments today, lets try to take into account what we have just studied??

" what's the correlation coefficent of bengs and lian? "

sam boomed! " vulgarities in every sentence "

true. true.

lq retorted! " nooooo!! vugarities in every ALTERNATE word of a sentence u know u know? like.... " you cb lah...eat cb lah..knn..i wan knn cb la you! "

ahhhhh... " not forgetting sharing their favourite mp3 in their stupid sony ericssons with the rest of the world? "

ahhhh...yes. dimwits.

we couldnt control our laughters as it gets utterly senselessly silly. sub conciously, we smacked the table at the same instant.

Boommmmeddd! a loud thuddd! hahaha!

it startled the reds, yellows and greens that were peacefully sleeping beside us. Haha! ok. i admit. we did not do that sub consciously. Hahahaaa...ok...finee....fineeeee...i did not do that sub consciously...i smacked his leg instead. Hahaa!

omgg! they woke up instantly. flashed us the " Iam an ah beng! Iam fierce! I can fight! " stare. Hahaha!! i dun bloody give a shit. i was secretly enjoying myself. =)

couldnt blame me right?? they were downright funny.

beng 1 goes " come la. go out smoke. havent smoke. i want to die already "

hahaha!! come on man. u are at most 15 yrs old?? stop trying to act like u are soooooo bloody dying of nicotine. fucking dimwits.

beng 2 sitting beside me goes " i want to change stead liao. sian liao lah. "

ok ok ok.... how the fuck can i possibly concentrate on my books?? Hahaha! so damn bloody funny lah! its a waste these degenerates did not join the moscow circus. bound to bring laughter to everyone!

all of us bursted out laughing. *again*

i did a detailed analysis of that dimwit.

short. probably 1.66m. couldnt understand that turf of grass growing on his head. pimply. okayyy..i meant ugly. a fake chelsea jersey. a pair of "i dunno what" shorts. pasa malam inspired slippers.

ladies...tell me.... does that turn u on?

i just couldnt resist dissing him.
" you have no looks "
" you have no money "
" you are definately DUMB "
" i think girls would rather stare at my d**k then to be with you? "
Hahahaaaa.

there they go again...feveriously flicking the zippo lighters. sharing of techno music. swaggering on how many steads they have/how pretty they are/how good are they in bed. boasting on how good are they in fighting/how many can they take on at one time.

Hahaaaahahahaaa.....i accidentally knocked my cokelight into one of them. Hahaa! ok..ok..ok.....fineeeeee...i did that on purpose. haha

beng 1 goes " EHH! "

EH WHAT?

Hahahaaa...why did it just end with an Eh?? hmmm...weird lah.

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Monday, February 25, 2008

BONES!!! fucking hooked onto this show. trust me. its ciggie-smokin' addictive.

a darkly amusing procedural with humour, heart and character, inspired by real life forensic anthropologist.

Dr Temperance Brennan --- a highly skilled forensic anthropologist who works at the Jeffersonian Institute in Washington DC and writes novels as a sideline. when the standard methods of identifying a body are useless - when the remains are so badly decomposed, burned or destroyed that CSI gives up, the law enforcers calls in Brennan for her uncanny ability to read clues left behind in the victim's bones.

FBI agent Booth --- former army sniper. mistrusts science and scientists but cannot deny the fact that the combination of his people-smarts and Brenna's scientific acumen makes them a formidable pair.

Angela Montenegro --- an artist who specialises in reconstructing facial features and crime scenes. Brenna's earthy and bawdy best friend.

Dr Zack Addy --- Brennan's socially awkward neophyte forensic anthropologist who has a genius IQ.

Dr Jake Hodgins --- the " bug guy " conspiracy theorist. an expert on insects, spores and minerals.

Dr Camille --- the street smart and centered coroner, must wrangle all the geniuses under her purview.

Babyyyyy....take note of this!!!

several questions were left hanging at the end of season 2. what happen after angela and hodgins fled the altar, leaving brennan and booth to fill the gap? will zack go to iraq? if so, what will happen to him there? will camille and booth resume their on-again, off-again relationship??

in the third season of BONES, brennan and booth find themselves on the trail of a serial killer who discards his many victims' remains off freeway overpasses. brennan also must deal with the trial of her father, max keenan for the murder of the deputy director of the FBI.

CANT WAIT!!!

miney did all these for me. i like. =)

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

something funny.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as EPL 5.0, XBOX 3.0.and PS2 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do ????
Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http:I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2,and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically download the Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background which will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.We recommend Hot Food 3.0 & Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support

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Monday, February 18, 2008

we walked the dogs, we chatted, we buy groceries, we laughed, we tepanned. i like. =)

alot.

the game that miney and i are hooked on. =)

pleasant surprise.

happy belated valentines day to all the lovely couples out there. to all singles, pleaseee get hitched soon! stop indulging yoursleves in warcraft! haha.

dinnering with miney at raffles the plaza. no pictures because i simply felt that its pretty unglamourous to take any at such a prim and proper place. haha. sorrie about that. its a night of no pictures taking, no uncouth languages, no loud mouthing and certainly no BAD TABLE MANNERS. fucking hell...must there be so many spoons, forks and knives to fucking eat!!

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

bitchy sluts & gullible men.

i always wonder what is so attractive about those bitches? they pretend to be very nice and friendly, showered a lil more attention to the dumb, horny males, and together with some blowjobs and sex.viola!! instantaneously, i found my male pals telling me that they fell head over heels for that particular girl.
it keeps me thinking all the time :" are men really shallow creatures? or have those girls mastered the art of seducti0n / flirtation? "

pals and friends that i have known for years, being blinded by those girls how could they have been so shallow as to fall for those overused tricks and passe techniques performed by those supposingly "harmless" looking sluts? anyway, these sluts are experts in this field. and i've seen them doing the trick a zillion times and still succeed. as a matter of fact, not many males escape their clutches. the guys will practically do anything for them as though they are being casted by some powerful magic love spells. lucky sluts i say. here comes the consenting nods to all your never-ending LVs, guccis, chanels, pradas..........until you SUCKED *not literally* them dry.

u might have the impression that the bitches are drop dead gorgeous. but ironically, they aint. neither are they voluptuous nor curvacious. to me, they are normal, plain. to my friends:

" .. she's really hot lah!... "
" she is really nice and friendly... "
"she gave me the impression she likes me too... "

once the bitches managed to capture the hearts of those gullible men, they'll slowly drift away, in search of the next dumb fuck. the broken-hearted-gullible-men count is infinite.hahaha. blame yourselves for always thinking with the other head.
but till now , the art of seduction/ flirtation remains as a mystery.

meanwhile, i just received an sms.

male friend : " jin, this is urgent!! i need to get "blah blah blah" for "blah blah blah". where to get!! it concerns my happiness!!! ... "

hahaha! see! i told u they are good.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

its funny when you have friends, acquintances, hi-byes friends that u rarely spoken to in the 4 yrs of your secondary school life or 2.5 years of your army life start calling and sms-ing you asking to meet and catch up. catch up???? heh. sheeez. someone who probably did not even speak more than 10 sentences to you when u guys were in same class. someone whom you probably only say hi's and bye's during lunch break. someone who was probably in the same big lecture group as you. someone who is your friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend.
i mean seriously, how much can we really catch up on? we were never in the same clique. and we dun even have common topics. sissy you might start gushing over boys and barbie dolls all over again right?
stop pretending to catch up and then say you reallyy really want to help me check my financial health, check my financial status or want to help me in my future investment. i mean everyone is saying the same old shit to me. so quit the bullshits with me. stop saying that you really want to help me. you guys merely wan to help yourselves. remember? commissions?? idiots.

why get a copy of men's health when u have a resident certified health advisor. jinpies.

*HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION*

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A:Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit.Brandy is distilled wine,that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.*Bottoms up!*

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one. My philosophy is: No Pain = Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods harmful?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

well, i hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

happy tong tong tong chiang day to everyone. met up with gin, sam, klyse, her friend at yew tee.male and female bitching sessions. it just gets worse each year. chinese new year sucks in fact.

everyone especially cheryl has been always saying that i have like zero temper. well....iam really unsure about that at times though. some issues does make my blood boils which i could not tolerate. iam just controlling. not flaring up certainly doesnt mean no temper at all. dun take me like i don't fucking exist. dun start all the juvenile crap thinking that i won't fucking bite back. whatever been told and said to you, dun fucking treat them as bullshits. cos once i can't take it anyone, dun blame me for being sadistic cos i can really be one fucking pyscho. i dun fucking care.