Prince of E|ectrico

2008-08-03T21:49:00.000+08:00

i've moved to http://www.ooiujin.blogspot.com kindly update.

2008-07-20T20:51:00.005+08:00

sunday @ raffles marina yatch club

2008-07-19T21:00:00.002+08:00

been quite a while since i have the vision blurred, words slurred syndrome. sam was exceptionally loud-mouthed yesterday. haha.
saturday was crap. just like any other single day. crap shit.

2008-07-17T07:28:00.003+08:00

this show kept me up from 5am till 7am but it is fucking worth every yawn of it.

u jin rate it a 5/5.

Wade Porter (Stephen Dorff) lives a modest but comfortable life with a young family, a fledgling business and a promising future ahead.But in an instant, his life, and that of everyone he loves is threatened and possibly gone forever when he’s convicted of killing a man while protecting his fiancée, Laura (Marisol Nichols) and their three year old son. In just 24 hours, the unimaginable conditions of a new world order begin to take hold. Violence is the answer to everything and, even for Laura, what it means to fight for your life - alone - becomes all too real.

Sentenced to Corcoran State Prison, Wade ends up in a hellish facility run by Lt. William Jackson (Harold Perrineau), known as the SHU (Security Housing Unit) where the inmates are brutal but far less deadly than the guards. His cellmate, John Smith (Val Kilmer) is a stone cold prison legend, a ‘lifer’ and a man once devastated so completely that he has nothing left to lose and acts accordingly. An unlikely bond develops between the two men as Wade struggles to survive, having to put his own life - and the possibility of ever being freed - in relentless jeopardy.

amazing amazing film.

2008-07-14T04:09:00.002+08:00

what i did over the weekends.

last minute met-ups with sam, gin and cheryl on friday night. the usuals. the smokes, the chats and the booze. haha. i love these bunchies. by the way, what's with young 15 year old boys trying to dress punk-rock but failed miserably? imagine this: center-parting 90s hair style, stupid nerdy metal-rimmed glasses, oversized white shirt coupled with a black skinny tie, some cheapo jeans with I.P zone sneakers. i cringed in horror when i see a bunch of them dressed in the same disgusting manner. you just dun go thinking that a shirt with a black skinny tie, throwing in some metal cuffs and shit makes u look punk rock. its more to that dimwits. sam just goes......

" what do u expect? young punks = tasteless "

had a saturday mahjong session with weigen, migo and jielun. the smokes, the asashi's and the sapporo's. i love. migo "zha hu" like 3 times? she should have pay each of us $38.40. haha.

sunday met-ups with sam, klyse and liquan at sunrise tavern to chill. interesting choices of drinks they have like slippery nipple? blow job? i was discussing with liquan like how is the best way of ordering it without putting the female servers in a spot.

" how much is a blowjob? "
" can u give me a blowjob. or maybe 2 blowjobs? "
" is the blowjob good? "
" oh ya...can i have 2 of your slippery nipples. "

headed over to brekos after that. how i just love my cheesecake.

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2008-07-05T18:34:00.003+08:00

back from the SAF at last. but come to think of it, its kinda enjoyable. the friends, the smoke breaks, the exercises. the goofing arounds, the cursings and swearings, the molests and the rapes etc.

Day 1
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the usual suspects of me and weigen being caught for a proper SAF haircut. Mother fuckers.

extremely short hair = upholding of the SAF image?

MY ASS! does it even matter if im cursing and swearing away at people with my bloody short hair? i swear the SAF is a breeding ground for dumbfucked dimwits. just look around and u'll so damn agree with urs truely. went for our traditional first smoking session of the day. me, jielun, weigen, clown, chee keong, steven and simon.
CO parade under the sweltering sun aint exactly what the rest of the fellas are accustomed to on their first day.

" I welcome all of you 742 members of the 428 SAR for our annual ICT. At the blink of an eye, its has been a year again. I would like to take this opportunity to thank each and everyone of u for taking your precious time off....be it from work, from your studies, away from your wife, girlfriend or girlfriends or even ur precious time for making babies............................................................blah............blah.......
.........blah.................blah...................blah.................blah......
first priority is not results guys. it is safety. safetely overrules everything. lets all make this ICT a happy and enjoyable one.....blah..blah...blah...."

weapons handling test is next followed straight by the IMT range shoot at nee soon camp...fucking packed schedule.

Day 2
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woke up at 4.30am. actual life-firing shoot commences. gonna experience the entire day of sweat and dirt. glad that my assistant is gonna be khong. least i have someone i trust and could talk to. haha. everything ends at 10pm. *certified marksman* beams.

Day 3
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weapon cleaning and IPPT day. shagged. computer glitch where it recorded "AH BUI's" standing broad jump as 250cm. hahaha. what the fuck.

Day 4
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setting up of the command tentage under 12mins. what the fuck. link the poles, set up the skeleton, drap over the canvas, set up the cammo nets, electrical wirings for lightings and fans in the tentage. boards, chairs and tables all up. everything in 12 fucking mins.
set up and tore it down and set up again and tore it down again.....
last night in camp. the guys come together for a final night smoke.

Day 5
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out-pro day. mixed feelings i supposed. i had fun neverdeless.

2008-06-30T02:10:00.002+08:00

chop the locks and back to army from 30th june - 5th july.

never felt so fucked before. way fucked than previous reservist. my hair stylist laughed and laughed. fucked.

2008-06-28T05:56:00.001+08:00

happy 31th monthiversary to us

2008-06-24T18:13:00.005+08:00

past updates from last week.

met up in the afternoon with jl for some shoppings. headed to vivo because i wanted to check out Gap and Aldo. surprising, saw Claudia and Amber there too. i swear jl is slowly but surely conforming into a major nicotine addict. he needs a smoke break more regularly than me now. bloody smoker. haha. just does not go well with his status - Aeronautical Engineer. he kept rambling into my ears "how many packs of ciggies are u bringing for in-camp?"

the more the merrier i guess. its definately going to be a week of angst, crankiness and whole lotsa shit. checked out the fred perry's, agnes.b's etc. gorgeous clothes and bags. sigh. its good to be rich.

had dinner at "jl's recommendation" aka phillippines infested Lucky Plaza. haha. i could only afford a lime juice. as usual, it was smoke breaks after smoke breaks initiated by the bloody engineer. haha. liquan came over shortly. yeah. its his 24th birthday. haha. he was like high on marijuana or something. such a bloody happy mood. and for once! he's in his pedro shoes. bid jl goodbye cause he's gonna go mahjonging with weekoon, clown and migo. weird. migo viewed my friendster profile. i dun think i know her.

met up with sam and klyse at Dempsey and we settled for dinner at dome. haha..i saw fernice. wow. i bumped into so many familiar faces today. gin and cheryl joined us soon after. as rowdy as the whole place is, i guess our table topped the noise decibel levels. haha. headed over to Brekos for beer where all of us wanted to see lq get all wasted and drunk. everyone bought him beer and i started the ball rolling by tah-ing with him. he puked after a bottle of VB. what the fuck! everyone headed over to sunshine place to carry on with the booze till 7am. haha. shagged out.

monday...

met up with the same bunch of gin, cheryl, sam, klyse and lq. heading over to the land of truely asia. i swear the jbians are really a bunch of dimwits. dun wanna talk much abt it. but still, fucking dimwits. seafood dinner with this bunch of good friends is really great fun. the talks, the dissings, the crappings, the nonsense. i really enjoyed myself. thanks guys.

ps: dear friends, if you received an email stating u to add "Jin" at wholivesnearyou. DO NOT ADD. ITS NOT ME. WTF. i dunno who the fuck is that

2008-06-23T03:37:00.001+08:00

i think someone is seriously using my email add. what the fuck.
blog more abt the past weeks when im free.

2008-06-17T23:58:00.000+08:00

taking a long break. bye.

2008-06-16T05:03:00.007+08:00

story of the 4 dogs in my life.

Michael, Owen, Longan, Lychee.

Once upon a time, Owen was.........

Once a upon a time, Michael was.........

now these two little balls of destruction......

do not ever EVERRR let the clear surreal pictures deceive you. haha... they may be small but do not underestimate what this two furballs could muster up. Owen simply lovessss peeing on my hands once he gets too excited while my dear Michael just couldnt stop barking or pawing at my arm while im sleeping. told ya. the 2 evil brothers of destruction! haha.

found Longan and Lychee one fine morning whining away in a drain in January 2007. little longan was easily saved by me. no struggles. no resistence. seems relieved to be resting on my palm. yes...my palm..they were that tiny. however, dear little Lychee decided to do the unthinkable by doing away with my kind help and started climbing a weebily thin branch staring straight down to cold hard concrete. gosh...a real mean task of finally saving her little life. lol. they used to be the length of a regular 500ml mineral water bottle. man....did they grow....

grow.......

growwww............

GROWWWWWWW................................

the aftermath.....

the 2 greatest terror dogs around! when i say terror..I MEAN TERRORRR!

2008-06-13T04:50:00.003+08:00

im really bored right now and i saw carx's post on this so im gonna do this too. mindless as it is. yes. lets just past some time at freaking 5am.

1.Are you stubborn?
* most of the time

2.How do you feel about your ex?
* nothing

3.What are you looking forward to?
* breakfast? cos im hungry. celtics vs lakers game 4 live at 9am? wanna get inked soon hopefully on my back and chest..getting my creativity juices flowing. and hopefully a job that im happy with.

4.Who are the third and eighteenth texts in your phone from?
* eevon, weirong.

5.What do you usually do first in the morning?
* go find my niece cos she's so god damn cute.

6.What is one emotion you are feeling right now?
* restless.

7.Who did you hang out with last night?
* me, myself.

8.What are you currently doing?
*this survey. listening to faber drive - tongue tied. so hooked to it.

9.Have you told someone you loved them today?
*nope.

10.Any plans for tomorrow?
* yeah gotta get the raouls' , gaps' , ted bakers' , raph laurens'.

11.Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
* yes.

13.Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now?
* yes.

14.Are you going to be home alone tonight?
* nope. my parents and michael will be around too.

15.When is the last time you saw a movie in theaters?
* woahhhhhhh..........i forgot.

16.How was last week ?
* alright.

17.Do you have a best friend?
* i many good close friends.

18. When is the last time you took a nap?
* at 10pm.

19.Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
* yep of course they do, but hardly anyone cherishes second chances.

20.What do you want most right now?
* my dumb fuck ns unit calling me telling me that reservist has been cancelled?

21.What do you carry with you at all times?
* carry? an air of self confidence? ha.

22.Have you ever written a love letter?
* i dun think the number of words qualified as a letter. probably notes.

23.Do you remember your dreams?
* at times yea.

24.Is someone mad at you right now?
* i think so.

25.When was the last time you were sick?
* sick of school? sick of boredom? sick yucky food? sick of growing up?

26.Last person you hung out with?
* jielun.

27.What did you do?
* male bitching. lotsa of it. pool. supper.

28.Money or love ?
* lotsa times, love evolves around money or vice versa. fairytale-ly, i'll choose love. i just cant stand being with someone i dun love. i'll go mental.

* 29.What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
* nothing worth mentioning

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

baby. i made this just for u. hope u like it.

Reminiscing how much i love talking to you.
Ending it all with you going kiuuu..piuuuu..miuuuuu.
Blessed with a set of captivating bambi eyes.
Entrenched deep in my heart. i swear, im mesmerised.
Can we walk down the aisle, your hand and mine.
Continue our love through endless time.
Arghhh.. if u want a tiffany ring, dun worry baby. fineeee.

You're the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Undenialbly true cos u are my cute lil' miney.
Earnestly, baby.. i love you with your bruised feet and knees.

2008-06-11T04:16:00.004+08:00

running in the wee hours of the morning with the drizzle on your face feels so damn good. having a victory puff at the aftermath. heavenly.

how i just love watching blood and gore films late at night where i get to savour them in total pitch darkness without anyone disturbing me. all by myself. i like.

saw IV
the hills have eyes 1, 2
the devils reject

exhilarating.

interestingly, have not caught a single euro match. it just seems weird without england. rather, have been catching the nba finals. celtics vs lakers. falling so in love with the celtics jersey. damn.

19 more days to the dumb fuck army. 17 more days to the dumb fuck army hairstyle. kill me please.

2008-06-06T03:09:00.001+08:00

happy birthday to u jin.

2008-06-04T04:43:00.006+08:00

woken up by the sms-es.......

results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out. results are out.

which means.......

i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair. i gotta cut my hair.

but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long.
but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long. but i like my hair long.

and i miss her.

sigh. sigh. sigh. sigh. sigh. sigh. sigh. sigh. sigh.

2008-05-29T17:42:00.003+08:00

little questionnaire from Mia.

1. At what age do you wish to marry?***30?

2. How many children do you want?*** 2?

3. What I want the most now?*** money and lotsa it.

4. What do you wanna be when you grow up?*** im like fucking old now.

5. If you can have 1 more dream to come true, what will it be?*** world peace? haha. nah...waking up to see stacks of $10,000 bills in my room.

6. What are you afraid to lose now?*** my hair cos im going back to the dumb fuck army.

7. Do you believe in forever love?*** yes

8. If you meet someone you love, will you confess to him/her?*** i might.

9. What is your latest obsession?*** running at 1am.

10. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?*** truthfulness, undying love, pretty. haha.

11. Which kind of people you hate most?*** so many..backstabbers, sluts, bastards, ah bengs, ah lians, guys that think they look so sauve but in fact they look like crap, girls that think they look so damn hot but in fact they look like a piece of shit.

12. What is important to you right now?*** finding THE job that i want. Meryill, Barclays, UBS, Credit Suisse...come grab me!!!

13. Do you find it necessary to have a bf/gf?*** not entirely. depending on your age i guess. if u are like in your teens and u keep going " Dar. i lub u 4ever xoxo. " i say screw u.

14. What do you want your friends to be like?*** as talkative as possible. and they are really a bunch of chattermaniacs.

15. What kinda friend do you hope to be in your friends' eyes?*** someone that they can really trust their secrets with.

16. What is something you can't live without?*** no one can't live without anything unless u are talking abt air, water and food.

17. If you're feeling low one day, who would you go to?*** i normally keep to myself if im feeling low.

18. Who is the last person to send you an sms?*** LQ

19. Why do you love yourself?*** cos u simply cannot CANNOT find anyone cuter CUTER than me. hahaa.

20. Which of your characteristics would you wanna change?*** temper.

2008-05-28T00:49:00.001+08:00

happy 30th monthiversary to us.

2008-05-26T18:00:00.004+08:00

a classic example of " u jin-just-dun-know-why "

happen to browse thru this josh fella's blog and damn...i just gotta ask you this. what is your point of using another hp to take a picture of your own hp's messages AND THEN upload them one by one?? isnt that a fucking big hassle??

ladies and gentlemen. sorrie for limited pictures. couldnt share his joy and happiness with the rest of you guys. cos if i really do..fucking hell..i'll gonna need to upload like a godzillion number of birthday greetings. i think probably half of singapore remembered his birthday.

but hell ya...this bloody idiot have like a godzillion number of friends wishing his happy birthday! kudos for that Mr Sociable. Hahaha.

was hearing jeremy rambling about his jackassed friend boasting about how well he is doing right now..yada..yada..yada..

&%%$&Y%*^*(&(%^$$@!%#$&^^*$%#!$@$ *in the dialect version*

and i said..

" dont you realise the best revenge is to be more successful than him??? "

" you are so full of profanities, even your t-shirt says so." FCUK." "

I bet he doesnt know that it actually stands for French Connection United Kingdom, but as for the "so full of profanities" part, its kinda true on my part though. since god knows when, i have this really bad and short temper. sometimes i feel very bitter and angry inside like an iron maiden song or an avenged sevenfold song (ignore it if you dont understand what i am talking about) and i really hate those people who give me shit for no reason and i'll make sure that they fucking regret what they did to me, that i am not that guy that they can mess with. well, most of the time i succeed, but i still feel angry. i still feel bitter. I still feel that the "revenge" is not enough, that i should do more. well. i gotta admit that i can really be one muther fuckin' sadist.

but i aint a heartless guy, i love the people who are loves me. haha. especially clown hahaha...where i forced a McGriddle meal outta him. haha!

my resident papparrazi - mr JL - nudged me and said...

" wahhh! you know what has everybody been talking about miss n****?? haha "

" what "

" wahhh! so happening..haha! they said she used to do the kinda "ahem" service prior to joining FHM "

" wahahaa. serious eh? "

" dunno lah...everybody is saying that...u know f'****? her fren. "

" quite familiar. i think so. "

" haha! also work the "ahem" kinda too. "

" hahaha! ohhh...u tried them before isit? u seems to know so much. hahaha!! "

anyway, anyone familiar with "ClapBangKiss?"

if u do.....

here's what i've saw in a random blog.

hahaha. i sense eternal fire on D*** in this particular blogger.

2008-05-22T18:24:00.003+08:00

Hail the mighty Red Devils!

Manchester Utd Rules!

Premier League Champions 2008

Champions League winners 2008.

so damn bloody happy when he misses his penalty! haha. screw u chelseas fuck tarts!

2008-05-18T16:35:00.004+08:00

mahjong session with wk, jl and clown. haha. managed to win $2 at the end of it. pathetically pittance. vulgarities sprouting, macdonalds munching, beer boozing and ciggie smoking sums up an ideal mahjong senario for all of us. finished at 6am. reached home at 6.30am. slept at 7am. send granny to the airport at 12pm. double whammy-ly wacked.

and everyone gave me the "omggg. such a cuteeee baby. and......HUH! the daddy doesnt look a bit like a daddy look. " hahaha. we are both sprouting similiar caps!

2008-05-17T16:43:00.003+08:00

UPON GRADUATION

this is what all of us agreed unamiously during one of those *we-have-fucking-nothing-better-to-do* times. haha.

9 days have passed since the exams. this is the time where all the SIM-ers, NTU-ers, NUS-ers, SMU-ers have a common delimma.

WHAT SHALL WE DO NEXT??

countless smses....

" Jin ah...go shao kao. "

" Jin ah...go drinking leh. "

" Jin ah...go gambling ship. "

" Jin ah...go Lot 1 smoke. "

" Jin ah...go town. "

" Jin ah...mahjong. "

" Jin ah...go supper. "

Jin ah....Jin ah....Jin ah....Jin ah...........blahhh blahhhhhhhh.......

ok. obviously the smses are not like that. i've simplifed it for my own convenience. blahh.

i've went to the extend of going for a run everyday at 1am. In fact, i kinda enjoyed it.

2008-05-13T14:31:00.002+08:00

u have reached the crossroads where it is now the point to make some important decisions.

2008-05-09T14:21:00.005+08:00

*screammmmssssss* it has finally FINALLY ended. the fucking intensity levels of studying is definately unparalleled. for the past one month. every single day without fail. studying with the dudes starts from 12pm till 3am. every single fuck shit day. an apology to my dudes for their unwaivered determination to coach me on areas that im unsure about even though i kept swearing at them. im very cranky and preturbed during this entire period. but its cool. im fucking happy now. haha. come to think about it. 3 years. 6 semesters. its now all in the past. what i shall duely miss are all the fun we had in lectures..the breakfood throwing arounds..the smoke breaks..the lunchings..the after-school happenings..the project rushings..the sleeping overs..the fashion clothes wearing..the long hair keeping..etc..etc..etc......u jin is going through the outdated mp3 library, recalling the past three years which have been such a flurry of experiences so vivid, so pertinently visceral, they are almost tactile. i can just about feel these memories and they're never really about anything significant, more crystallised impressions.education has finally come to a standstill for now ever since it first started in kindergarden. it makes me wonder at times. so whats next? damn...why cant i just find a job that allows me to keep my hair. but again, the damn fuck army wouldnt allow me too. so screwed.
anyway, when the chief invigilator finally announced

"students. u all can leave the hall now. "

screams and roars of relief engulfed the entire hall. haha. LQ just simply took his investment, futures and options, biz frameworks, international trade and international monetary economics out and threw it into the bloody bin and said:

" im returning them to their roots "

hahahaa!

the celebratory smoking sessions came with the security guard saying:

" dun u know u guys are not allowed to smoke here "

cheyyyy! who the fuck cares man. i dun give a damn. what are u gonna do?? take down our student number? blahhhh! screw u! today's our last day in school. screams of --WE HAVE GRADUATEDDDDD-- echoed throughout the entire carpark. haha.

LQ said: " do u know that the 1st king of the Eka empire is called Ar-Ta-Hua-Lapa. "

haha...i hereby came out myself with names for his son and grandson.

i said: " do u know that the 2nd king of the Eka empire is called It-Ti-Hui-Lipi. "

and do u know that the 3rd king is called " Or-To-Huo-Lopo. "

hahaha! i know this is damn random but it always makes me laugh.

this aint the last luxury car i've seen while on the way to school. its just the only one that i have managed to get a snap on it all thanks to the traffic light. i bring to u the $750,000 Maserati. as mad as it may sound, i've practically seen every single top notch machines for the past month. plain madness. Sam was equally spell-bounded by all these gorgeous machines. not in any chronological manner. u jin have seen on the road:

1) Lamborghini Gallardo

2) Ferarri F430

3) Porsche 911 Turbo

4) Dodge Viper

5) Nissian Silvia

6) S204 limited edition

7) Mercedes McClaren

8) FTO

9) Lexus SC-430

10) Lotus Elise

this is how the school carpark looks like at 10.45pm.

gin asked me: " 3 years have passed so fast. have u enjoyed yourself? "

without a shadow of a doubt. yes.

2008-04-17T04:24:00.001+08:00

stress

2008-04-12T13:16:00.004+08:00

last day of school. felt so surreal. it isnt quite the same as the previous years where u know u'll see ur friends again in lecture the next semester. it all ends here. the school, the lecture, the canteen breaks, the casual wear, the jottering of notes, the after-school activities..etc..etc..etc..etc..etc....sigh...i'll definately miss all these.

i think i have to come to terms with the fact that life, is not supposed to be a bed of roses for the next 10 days. it is not about frappas in the afternoons, playing cabal online and the occasional stoning and lazing around doing practically nothing. somehow, somewhere underneath the lazy-hazy, graduation requires me to simply get my ass kickin' and seriously start some hardcore muggings. i have been stagnant for a very long time, and, as with like messes, it boiling down to being my own doggone fault. Im simply one-word. LAZY. whatever/whoever that can help me tune up to 4th gear right now, i'll greatly appreciate ur help. i need to, very ironically, create like a study routine.

goodbye people. going into hibernation. seeya all on the 8th of may.

friends. friends. friends.friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends. friends.

the last-day-of-school muffin from michelle. free advertising for the new muffin biz of hers.

2008-04-06T17:26:00.004+08:00

what a wicked wicked WICKED week of tests and project deadlines. the endless DDMs..FCFEs..P/B ratios..dupont craps..WICKED. not to say my final exams are creeping up on me silently. Damn. I'm fucked busy.

projects have taken a toll on everyone. ESPECIALLY muthu-SAMy.

miney did all these for me =)

went to buy groceries all by her miney self.

lugged all the groceries back all by her miney self.

prepared the food all by her miney self.

*hugs*

I LOVE U BABY.

*but its a bad idea to watch jackass while eating u know. haha.*

2008-03-28T00:14:00.001+08:00

happy 28th monthiversary to us.

2008-03-19T19:00:00.002+08:00

iam beginning to feel it, the stress of growing up. it is easy to sink into endless rambles and insensible whines. but hell no. this is totally not my style of facing up to reality. face it. do whatever you’re required to. get it over and done with. hanging on there is a constant reminder of better days are just right ahead.

some mother fuckers upon getting the past yr test papers from the photocopying dude, turned around and stabbed his back. complaining this issue to the librarians. so now, only the bunch of fucking bastards and sluts have the past yr papers. how bloody low-life can they stooped to. i mean its perfectly fine for not telling anyone other than ur clique what u had. thats normal. u're not obliged to tell every single person. but to actually make sure that no one else can get the copy, thats downright selfish.

this rocker dude tapped my shoulder and said hi. omg. its the preppy alan. he's not considered my fren. probably an aquaintance. but. i did mentioned rocker dude right. what a transformation. he's now decked in a red strippy tee, black skinnies, black converse and metal cuffs. hahaha. just like me. hahaha.

the sight of over-sized, over-aged smrt personnels walking around, trying to act as if they have tons to do just irks me.

1) look out for mat salamat
2) look out for potential arabian terrorists
3) look out for potential suspicious characters
4) look out for suspiciously oversized bags thats bound to carry explosives to bomb down the bloody mrt station.

one decided to call me to a corner to check my bag. AT 5.45PM. what does this mean?? a full packload of passengers. thousands of eyes frivously staring at me as if iam mr mat salamat. fucking hell. do i look a single bit like iam gonna bomb the damn clementi station.

lq laughed..." yes yes yes...check his bag...he's a terrorist! "

ordered to unzip my bag and that old bitch did not even bother browsing thru my bag.

look. 2 secs. done.

this pisses me off........

i retorted " what is ur point of checking my bag for the sake of it when u're doing it so shabbily? "

old bitch " O_o "

i guess she's too dumb to understand anyway.. fuck head.

2008-03-14T18:22:00.003+08:00

the occasional photo whoring of jinpies before he gets his ass to school. by the way, school sucks.

a very busy week of tests! projects! army mobilisation on saturday. FUCKED-UP! mummy's birthday on sunday. and oh yes! futures and options test on monday................crap.
have not seen miney for quite a while....sigh.

2008-03-08T14:43:00.006+08:00

the five-some of me, gin, lp, sam and lq plowed up to level 6 all angst with fury. bloody futures & options lecturer outta be shot. he's 2 words summed-up.

FUCKED UP.

no one knows where to read because he simply just flashed 4 slides of our notes for the entire 3 fucking hours. the rest??? BLABBLINGS. screw u. not forgetting scribbing little shapes of squares, rectangles, triangles, circles on the white board coupled with arrows from here to there. here to there. here to there. here to there. here to there. here to there. here to there. here to there. here to there. here to there. it ends up as a whopping big fucking mess.

nothing beats having the crappiest lecturers for your final semester. hallelujah to everyone.

sim wong wu. the international trade lecturer. what can i say about this fat mother fuckin' slug. exasperated by the slightest noise. literally "aroused" by the attendance book. he could fucking repeat " guys and girls. please. really please just sign if you are present and sign for just today's. dun sign for tomorrow. i knowwwwww... u all are excited to attend my lecture. but please....just sign for today. "

and he'll go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on times 500.

mother fuckin' naggy slug.

as usual, he'll be the butt of our jokes. and as good a joker as we all are, everyone laughed..

slug " the people at the back. maybe u all wanna share the joke with the rest of the class? "

i said " arry said u bear a resemblance to his grandmother "

edward pop in " u meant the dead part? the naggy part? or the ugly part?

hahahaaaaa!!!

arry, my label bitch. we can do the randomness of stuffs. he taking my correction fluid and throwing it down all the way to the front of the lecture hall. me asking for his ciggies and licking every single stick of it. wadding a huge tissue ball of water and throwing it onto his shirt. * a white shirt * plooshh.

we'll all just laugh over it.

the stash of watches that we are playing with.

had a damn funny conversation with an old friend. un-named for privacy purpose.

her " eh..some guys are really damn pathetic lah. "

me " eh..what u want me to say. "

her " just knew this guy and he's asking do i have "fun" with online ppl. wtfff! or do i at least kiss with them when i meet!! WTFFF! "

me " hahahaha!! i thought these are norm questions for online guys. fuck lah..all the ' care to be friends? ' ' sincerely wanna be friends. ' BULLSHIT LAH. "

her " no lah..i've met some good ones too lah. this is a bad apple lah..wtf. think he is edison meh. "

me " duhh! that why he wanna sleep with u right! haha! "

her " fucker! "

me " then what?? who ask u to give ur msn like free ice-creams. "

her " eh! iam single ok! so can flirt flirt flirt flirt FLIRT lahhh! lol. "

me " then what did u tell him? at least get his pic lah... how he look like..."

her " nothing to say...i show u lor......."

Hahahahahahaaaaa!!! WTFFFF!! i bring to u the horny bastard.

baby..

like the way u whine and go pleasssss...i want water.
like the way u look at me, sticking out ur tongue.
like the way u randomly goes "tiu piu fiu miu qqq".....lol.
like the way u cuddles up to me like a little koala bear whenever u sleep.

we have lesser time for each other, all i wanna do is to cherish every single moments with the highly blundering, noise irritating but loving BOWEN aka miney.

i miss ya so much

2008-03-04T02:49:00.005+08:00

**Ayla's 1st monthies**

miney and i got Ayla this pretty dress which she wore on her special day. =)

my bro-in law. my sistermy mummy dadmy grannyandrew's mummy my aunt

2008-02-29T18:33:00.004+08:00

happy belated 27th monthniversary to us. =)

shall dedicate a post on bengs and lians today. mugging at yew tee mac never fails to make me chuckle with laughter always.

beng 1 --- red skinny jeans with flipflops
beng 2 --- yellow skinny jeans with flipflops
beng 3 --- green skinny jeans with *what else*
i bring to u our very own new and improved moveable traffic light.

lian 1 --- sitting with legs wide open
lian 2 --- sitting with legs even wider open
lian 3 --- do i need to make it even more explicit?

i raise a question to sam and lq. ok. since we are mugging on investments today, lets try to take into account what we have just studied??

" what's the correlation coefficent of bengs and lian? "

sam boomed! " vulgarities in every sentence "

true. true.

lq retorted! " nooooo!! vugarities in every ALTERNATE word of a sentence u know u know? like.... " you cb lah...eat cb lah..knn..i wan knn cb la you! "

ahhhhh... " not forgetting sharing their favourite mp3 in their stupid sony ericssons with the rest of the world? "

ahhhh...yes. dimwits.

we couldnt control our laughters as it gets utterly senselessly silly. sub conciously, we smacked the table at the same instant.

Boommmmeddd! a loud thuddd! hahaha!

it startled the reds, yellows and greens that were peacefully sleeping beside us. Haha! ok. i admit. we did not do that sub consciously. Hahahaaa...ok...finee....fineeeee...i did not do that sub consciously...i smacked his leg instead. Hahaa!

omgg! they woke up instantly. flashed us the " Iam an ah beng! Iam fierce! I can fight! " stare. Hahaha!! i dun bloody give a shit. i was secretly enjoying myself. =)

couldnt blame me right?? they were downright funny.

beng 1 goes " come la. go out smoke. havent smoke. i want to die already "

hahaha!! come on man. u are at most 15 yrs old?? stop trying to act like u are soooooo bloody dying of nicotine. fucking dimwits.

beng 2 sitting beside me goes " i want to change stead liao. sian liao lah. "

ok ok ok.... how the fuck can i possibly concentrate on my books?? Hahaha! so damn bloody funny lah! its a waste these degenerates did not join the moscow circus. bound to bring laughter to everyone!

all of us bursted out laughing. *again*

i did a detailed analysis of that dimwit.

short. probably 1.66m. couldnt understand that turf of grass growing on his head. pimply. okayyy..i meant ugly. a fake chelsea jersey. a pair of "i dunno what" shorts. pasa malam inspired slippers.

ladies...tell me.... does that turn u on?

i just couldnt resist dissing him.
" you have no looks "
" you have no money "
" you are definately DUMB "
" i think girls would rather stare at my d**k then to be with you? "
Hahahaaaa.

there they go again...feveriously flicking the zippo lighters. sharing of techno music. swaggering on how many steads they have/how pretty they are/how good are they in bed. boasting on how good are they in fighting/how many can they take on at one time.

Hahaaaahahahaaa.....i accidentally knocked my cokelight into one of them. Hahaa! ok..ok..ok.....fineeeeee...i did that on purpose. haha

beng 1 goes " EHH! "

EH WHAT?

Hahahaaa...why did it just end with an Eh?? hmmm...weird lah.

2008-02-25T00:35:00.003+08:00

BONES!!! fucking hooked onto this show. trust me. its ciggie-smokin' addictive.

a darkly amusing procedural with humour, heart and character, inspired by real life forensic anthropologist.

Dr Temperance Brennan --- a highly skilled forensic anthropologist who works at the Jeffersonian Institute in Washington DC and writes novels as a sideline. when the standard methods of identifying a body are useless - when the remains are so badly decomposed, burned or destroyed that CSI gives up, the law enforcers calls in Brennan for her uncanny ability to read clues left behind in the victim's bones.

FBI agent Booth --- former army sniper. mistrusts science and scientists but cannot deny the fact that the combination of his people-smarts and Brenna's scientific acumen makes them a formidable pair.

Angela Montenegro --- an artist who specialises in reconstructing facial features and crime scenes. Brenna's earthy and bawdy best friend.

Dr Zack Addy --- Brennan's socially awkward neophyte forensic anthropologist who has a genius IQ.

Dr Jake Hodgins --- the " bug guy " conspiracy theorist. an expert on insects, spores and minerals.

Dr Camille --- the street smart and centered coroner, must wrangle all the geniuses under her purview.

Babyyyyy....take note of this!!!

several questions were left hanging at the end of season 2. what happen after angela and hodgins fled the altar, leaving brennan and booth to fill the gap? will zack go to iraq? if so, what will happen to him there? will camille and booth resume their on-again, off-again relationship??

in the third season of BONES, brennan and booth find themselves on the trail of a serial killer who discards his many victims' remains off freeway overpasses. brennan also must deal with the trial of her father, max keenan for the murder of the deputy director of the FBI.

CANT WAIT!!!

miney did all these for me. i like. =)

2008-02-21T22:42:00.002+08:00

something funny.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as EPL 5.0, XBOX 3.0.and PS2 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do ????
Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http:I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2,and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically download the Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background which will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.We recommend Hot Food 3.0 & Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support

2008-02-18T00:58:00.003+08:00

we walked the dogs, we chatted, we buy groceries, we laughed, we tepanned. i like. =)

alot.
the game that miney and i are hooked on. =)

pleasant surprise.

happy belated valentines day to all the lovely couples out there. to all singles, pleaseee get hitched soon! stop indulging yoursleves in warcraft! haha.

dinnering with miney at raffles the plaza. no pictures because i simply felt that its pretty unglamourous to take any at such a prim and proper place. haha. sorrie about that. its a night of no pictures taking, no uncouth languages, no loud mouthing and certainly no BAD TABLE MANNERS. fucking hell...must there be so many spoons, forks and knives to fucking eat!!

2008-02-13T19:52:00.002+08:00

bitchy sluts & gullible men.

i always wonder what is so attractive about those bitches? they pretend to be very nice and friendly, showered a lil more attention to the dumb, horny males, and together with some blowjobs and sex.viola!! instantaneously, i found my male pals telling me that they fell head over heels for that particular girl.
it keeps me thinking all the time :" are men really shallow creatures? or have those girls mastered the art of seducti0n / flirtation? "

pals and friends that i have known for years, being blinded by those girls how could they have been so shallow as to fall for those overused tricks and passe techniques performed by those supposingly "harmless" looking sluts? anyway, these sluts are experts in this field. and i've seen them doing the trick a zillion times and still succeed. as a matter of fact, not many males escape their clutches. the guys will practically do anything for them as though they are being casted by some powerful magic love spells. lucky sluts i say. here comes the consenting nods to all your never-ending LVs, guccis, chanels, pradas..........until you SUCKED *not literally* them dry.

u might have the impression that the bitches are drop dead gorgeous. but ironically, they aint. neither are they voluptuous nor curvacious. to me, they are normal, plain. to my friends:

" .. she's really hot lah!... "
" she is really nice and friendly... "
"she gave me the impression she likes me too... "

once the bitches managed to capture the hearts of those gullible men, they'll slowly drift away, in search of the next dumb fuck. the broken-hearted-gullible-men count is infinite.hahaha. blame yourselves for always thinking with the other head.
but till now , the art of seduction/ flirtation remains as a mystery.

meanwhile, i just received an sms.

male friend : " jin, this is urgent!! i need to get "blah blah blah" for "blah blah blah". where to get!! it concerns my happiness!!! ... "

hahaha! see! i told u they are good.

2008-02-12T00:22:00.000+08:00

its funny when you have friends, acquintances, hi-byes friends that u rarely spoken to in the 4 yrs of your secondary school life or 2.5 years of your army life start calling and sms-ing you asking to meet and catch up. catch up???? heh. sheeez. someone who probably did not even speak more than 10 sentences to you when u guys were in same class. someone whom you probably only say hi's and bye's during lunch break. someone who was probably in the same big lecture group as you. someone who is your friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend.
i mean seriously, how much can we really catch up on? we were never in the same clique. and we dun even have common topics. sissy you might start gushing over boys and barbie dolls all over again right?
stop pretending to catch up and then say you reallyy really want to help me check my financial health, check my financial status or want to help me in my future investment. i mean everyone is saying the same old shit to me. so quit the bullshits with me. stop saying that you really want to help me. you guys merely wan to help yourselves. remember? commissions?? idiots.

why get a copy of men's health when u have a resident certified health advisor. jinpies.

*HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION*

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A:Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit.Brandy is distilled wine,that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.*Bottoms up!*

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one. My philosophy is: No Pain = Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods harmful?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

well, i hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

2008-02-10T23:52:00.000+08:00

happy tong tong tong chiang day to everyone. met up with gin, sam, klyse, her friend at yew tee.male and female bitching sessions. it just gets worse each year. chinese new year sucks in fact.

everyone especially cheryl has been always saying that i have like zero temper. well....iam really unsure about that at times though. some issues does make my blood boils which i could not tolerate. iam just controlling. not flaring up certainly doesnt mean no temper at all. dun take me like i don't fucking exist. dun start all the juvenile crap thinking that i won't fucking bite back. whatever been told and said to you, dun fucking treat them as bullshits. cos once i can't take it anyone, dun blame me for being sadistic cos i can really be one fucking pyscho. i dun fucking care.

i have no idea why my ice kachang turned out this way.

the hello kitty cup noodles with the hello kitty fish cakes.

me without my curly wurly hair.

2008-02-08T17:46:00.000+08:00

my hot niece, Ayla Tan

bored on the very first day of cny. aint receiving enough ang pows! =(

2008-02-06T00:07:00.000+08:00

cny's just around the corner and it just did not rubbed in onto me yet or ever?!? same old qs from the elders..

" when will u be graduating? "

" do u have a gf? when are u getting married? "

yada...yada...yada......

reunion dinner at westin tomorrow. jen's not around..andrew's not around.. what kinda reunion dinner is that?? haha....

a new family member, just out hot like a char siew pao!

MISS AYLA TAN.

hahahaa...awaiting the arrival of the little princess tomorrow.

miney got me these chocs from london. =)

i just gotta take a pic of these. haha.

2008-02-05T11:57:00.000+08:00

my niece --- Ayla Tan is borned. =)

2008-01-30T10:29:00.000+08:00

the day of weird comments and friends.
words from mr muscles to liquan " if u can solve the rubix cube, miss tnb's for u to fuck! "

o_O

words from liangpeng " the weather's hot today, its bad to eat duck rice "

o_O

recently, there have been tons of ppl saying that i look very pretty..hmmm..haha. i should actually start on my weekly series --- jinpies himbotic moments. seriously. HELLO! omg! is jinpies that desirable?? YES! LIKE TOTALLY RIGHT? hahahahaaaaaa. this auntie on the bus sitting across me suddenly blurted out.. " ah boy.. aiyo! are u singaporean?? so handsome! aiyooo!! ur complexion is so good! so shuai! " i do admit it does felt fucking good hearing compliments. haha. himbo what. but................

what happens when the old lady blurted out as though iam semi-deaf on a 3/4 packed bus??

major major MAJOR paiseh-ness

what happens when after that u went for lunch with the guys?? the fella selling drinks came up to me and said " handsome boy...are u from korea?? i've been looking at you..the auntie from the ba-chor-mee stall want me to ask u " hahahaaa!! liangpeng was laughing till he nearly choked on his damn saliva. bloody hell.

what happens when u mahjong at cheryl's place?? her mum will......................hahahahahaaaaa...nvm.......

ok. the below requires parental advisory. for kids 12yrs and below. STOP. STOP. STOP. close the blog and go surf barney and friends.

for kids 12yrs - 16yrs...well....hmmm...squint ur eyes and briefly scroll down. i dun wanna be responsible for the increase in the number of perverts.

for frens 16 yrs and above. haha!

*caption* u jin's a trained professional. yes. the hazards are real. please dun try this at home.

.u jin. RUN -- suicidal bunnies loving cocaine -- says:
wah bro..u got webcam

BuRn CaLoRieS!!!!! uGiN says:
haha. yup

.u jin. RUN -- suicidal bunnies loving cocaine -- says:
wah...happening leh

.u jin. RUN -- suicidal bunnies loving cocaine -- says:
come la..we sex chat.

BuRn CaLoRieS!!!!! uGiN says:
lum pah

BuRn CaLoRieS!!!!! uGiN says:
u wanna c my cork rite

.u jin. RUN -- suicidal bunnies loving cocaine -- says:
Haha...can can?

BuRn CaLoRieS!!!!! uGiN says:
fark u..haha

2008-01-26T19:14:00.000+08:00

miney's not in singapore. sighhhh.. i miss her so much. now who's gonna entertain me for the weekends??

the investment lecturer brought his daughter along and she is one fucking distracting piece of shit. she's watching the enchanted dvd on her vaio laptop, fumbling with her rubix cube, taking out her nintendo wii and playing poker cards.

and she's sitting right below me. arghh. just feel like strangling her with her own australian goldilocks.

crazy boozing at sunshine with sam and darren. haha.. we wanna like compete with this 2 old ladies sitting beside us. they ordered fucking 9 large bottles. yeah..we lose.

2008-01-24T00:17:00.000+08:00

" Its just us in our own world.
Its really gorgeous and beautiful.
Im just so happy. "

sometimes, simplisticity touched the hearts deeper. quoted from someone else.

noelle's weird
noelle's dad is weird too...
mr tourist is even weirder.....

she says my dp looks like a girl. if she doesnt know me, she'll think iam a girl. wtf.
her dad came over her comp. stares at dp. asked her. "are u chatting with a guy or a girl? " an even bigger wtf.
mr tourist on the mrt today asked " *smiles* are u a guy or a girl? " the biggest wtf for the day.

2008-01-21T15:51:00.000+08:00

scare the wholly shit outta me when the men from the greens decided to send me a registered mail that i gotta collect from the post office.

am i gonna be charged again?? hahaha....

annual ict instead. damn. sucks.

you know how much she loves you when she does all these just for you. =) hugs.

2008-01-13T02:55:00.000+08:00

how do u see if jinpies a damn free boy?

by the movies he has watched recently.....hahahahaaaaa...

and after the high profile saga of satisfaction as satis-FUCK-tion.... here goes again........

manufacture as manu-FUCK-ture.

we concluded, the black lecturer simply loves to fuck. probably fucking bevies of oriental chicks at clarke quay every single night. doesnt help when he has a fucking irritating face too. yeah.. he's kinda like affiliated to FUCK!

golfing at bishan driving range.

dinnering with the family, alicia, felicia and the mummy at crystal jade palace. siew mai cost like 5.99 canadian dollars. WHAT THE FUCK! girls....rush to yum cha pleaseeeeee.....u'll die in the hordes of har kaos, siew mais, chee cheong fans etc....

completely random but jinpies is simply himbotic today. i dunno why but i just love my damn bloody beautiful hair today! muahahahaaaa...

2008-01-07T19:50:00.000+08:00

1st day jitters. haha

the first thing LQ entered into the lecture room, he asked...

" is the lecturer from africa?? "

" just because he is a black? " i said....

he could jolly well be from zimbabwe, tunisia, angola, cameroon, congo, ethiopia, ghana, somalia, nigeria, libya, kenya, ivory coast...yada..yada...

" but then, he has the typical african face what! "

huh?!? so in simplier terms, u meant ugly lah...right? hahahahaha.

he pronounced "satisfaction" as "satis-FUCK-tion. hmmm...

2008-01-04T00:50:00.000+08:00

i have embarked into a brand new year with a combination of anticipation, uncertainty and vagueness but am still so looking forward to it. definately not in the form of advancement in numerical numbers to my age, wrinkles or white hair but rather, the final semester of my uni life. not to say i hated my uni life. i actually loved it a whole damn much. but this bimbotic devil in me has been screammmminggggg " MAKE THIS THE LAST ONE! NO MORE EXAMMMSSS!!! "

or else.........

i'll run havoc in you. kick ur veins, pull ur arteries, jumble your heart, kidneys and liver. major lamness i know. cut me some slack. its 2008. =)

on a serious note, being grown up, i guess meant quite different than i used to think 10 yrs ago. now, whatever we do seems to hold greater repercussions and consequences than probably just getting grounded for the next week or just spending late nights writing "i'll always remember to bring my text books" lines under the blanket with ya torch in the wee hours for fear of ya parents discovering your day's mischief. since young, we were told to 'pursue our dreams' only to discover later on that some have the luxury of that and some just dont. you just gotta learn to live with it. too bad for u. a starving artist fighting for his passion and belief is stupid while a understudy doctor is aspiring. thats just the way it goes. iam gonna be at the crossroads in months time. plans will ought to be compromised a little here and there as long as everyone's happy. but am i? or will i be?

as I look back at 2007, it has been a pretty contented one. all in all, excitement, fun, a couple of setbacks here and there, painful lessons learnt,. and new year resolutions for me if you’re wondering? iam finally against this typical routine of resolutions making. it’s totally pointless because they hardly come true. iam a full time proscratinator remember? making 2008 a year of personal growth for myself is probably the only thing on my mind for now.

despite the obstacles that i faced, the bittersweet moments, a fair share of angst, the rollercoaster rides, the happiness and sadness, the ups and downs, i did had a spanking 2007.

all the good things that happened should be cherished and remembered for life. all the bad things that happened should be left behind and buried for life.

as i read back my archives, the-jinpies-trilogy* i've realised that iam truly blessed to have my love, family and friends around, walking alongside with me through the ups and downs. biggest kudos to my family and miney who had never once given up on grouchy shiat me *at times* haha.

i often wonder, i’ve so many flaws but why would i be loved and needed as much as the significant other in her life? though i do not deny how much i enjoy being loved as her one & only. yet in the eyes of her, iam always perfect. i thank miney for that. for making me feel special.
baby, iloveyou iloveyou iloveyou.

i thank God for every moment with you. some people spend their whole life searching, but i think im already living it.

mahjonging on new year's day. that spells my luck literally.

tepanyaki-ing with the miney. she took revenge on the entire bt timah residence by buying up all the beef slices because cold storage deprived her of shabu-shabu. lol.

i can fucking say that i have the coolest ciggies in town. dun they look like color pencils. lol. miney got these for me from UK. *hugs*

2007-12-28T00:45:00.000+08:00

Happy 25th monthiversary baby.

been absolutely bloody lazy with bloggings recently. I know I haven't been updating here a lot. (ok, make it that I went missing). reason was that I seriously was VERY busy. no, I mean it. shucks! was so busy catching the repeat telecast of the talkshow on issues between xiaxue and steven lim. definately singapore's top 2 attention seekers. not forgetting catching the simpsons movie again..springfield and their spider pig. the best part of all, been sleeping..sleeping..sleeping...havent slept so much ever since womb-time.

dinnering with amy and her parents tomorrow? iam so darn bloody lazy. sigh.

2007-12-13T17:14:00.000+08:00

drats. being a week since i came back from korea to crappy singapore. was complaining about having kimchi every single day then but now, iam like having kimchi everyday all over again. haha. contradicting. i so wanna rush/fly/run/swim back to kimchi land again. fuck the 6hrs flight, fuck the idea on why u take a monstrous effort in describing me all the food u had and then telling me you only had bibimbap cos the rest have been given out. fuck the idea on why korean air takes freaking 15mins for us to get outta the plane after landing. and fuck the idea on why young guys are traditionally called "tung-ba-lee" fuck this and fuck that. koreaaaa...random but korea spells s.t.y.l.e with a capital S.

december's gonna be the busiest month for me.

annie's birthday on the 6th
- she stays so freaking near me. haha. gin and cheryl went. i was too tired. sorrie. haha. met up with gin and jet after that.

colin's wedding on the 8th

wr's birthday on the 9th
- dinner at bt timah with the guys
- chilling at eski

gin's birthday on the 11th
- chilling at villa bali
- coffee-ing at coffee club express.

janet's birthday on the 11th
- congrats. happy birthday!

gerald's birthday on the 12th
- congrats. happy birthday!

jl's birthday on the 16th
- dinnering at awon.
- after hours still in the midst

my ugly cousin's wedding on the 16th.
- too bad. iam not gonna attend. waste of my precious time. i have a birthday to attend to. so i guess your stupid wedding dinner aint that important to me. i would think if x-men trilogy is to show on that day, i'll rather stay home and watch it. haha. blame it on your fat, obnoxious , pathetically ugly mum that i never see eye to eye with ever since iam in secondary. my sis's wedding is at swisshotel and u fellas have the bloody cheek to give like a $240 ang pow of 8 mother fuckers. the 2 ugly daughters decided to bring their ugly bfs along so that they could fucking eat their worth. piles of shit whores.

lynn's birthday on the 19th
-my good ole' poly mate together with albert, eric, max, szeling and wesley.

cailing's wedding on the 21th
- gosh. knew her since iam 13yrs old. we ran around school like mad chickens. tugging of hair, pulling of bags and now, everyone's grown up. haha.

noelle's birthday on the 22th
- birthday bash at home.

but now, iam just waiting for the 17th, 17th, 17th, 17th. =)

2007-12-07T13:45:00.000+08:00

back from kimchi land. sigh. i seriously do miss the weather there. freakishly freezing at -12 degrees celsius but holy hell it feels damn good to see everybody "smoking" LITERALLY. the boots, jackets, hoodies, skinnies, scarfs are definately a more artsy fartsy combi than a t-shirt and jeans. period.us engraved in ice. =)

told ya iam rich. proven.

the korean food cravings are now running rampant through my veins. iam damn excited to finally have my daily servings of authentic kimchi.

Coex Intercontinental Seoul. my stay. =)

ok..i'll take back those naive thoughts i had earlier. iam getting a wee bit sick of kimchi right now. i had kimchi for breakfast, lunch and dinner every single day. =(

i like. =)

u jin heads to school.

caramel machiatto cost like 6800 won. wtf. thats like 10+ bucks.

we visited the haenyeo museum. this is a museum dedicated to all the old ajummas that are women divers. they were the breadwinners of the families since the 16th century. they dive through the cold waters and are able to hold their breath for 2 mins to catch abalones and other shellfish. we weren’t lucky enought to see the remaining haenyeos dive in the waters while we were in Jeju, but we did see them selling fresh catches on the sides of the road. they are more and more rare now because their daughters do not want to follow in their footsteps of doing this arduous work. consider yourself lucky if you spot one of them in action!

this museum shows teddy bears in all kind of situations. It is the home of the USD$200,000 Louis Vuitton bear. here are a few examples of some exhibition; on the Titanic, Charlie Chaplin, The Beatles, Micheal Jordan, Poker Bear Cards, Mona Lisa, The Louis Vuitton Bear and The Swarovski Bear.

korean traditional changing of guards.

sighh bids korea farewell. we will meet soon. =)

my trustee guide - Tony

2007-11-28T18:34:00.000+08:00

Happy 2nd year anniversary baby. :)

hiatus till the 6th dec! korea here i come!

random but muahahaaa... i got a distinction in risk management.

2007-11-27T15:15:00.000+08:00

ChannelNews Asia.

" They were my good friends. They were his friends too.

Mr Yeo said the boating accident and tragedy had been a 'devastating and traumatising' experience for the rest of the rowers.

He went to Cambodia last Thursday leading 21 dragon boat paddlers. On Monday, a shattered Yeo Chin Hwei, 27, returned home with only 16 of them.
The trainee teacher and captain of the 22-man national dragon boat team said:

'The past few days have been devastating and traumatising. It has been a near death experience for most of us.'

Speaking to reporters for the first time since last Friday's tragedy, he preferred not to dwell on the events that led their boat to capsize on the Tonle Sap.
But he described the agonising wait for news of the five young men who went missing. More than teammates, they had been his buddies and close friends.
'We had to stay,' he said. 'At first most of us still clung to some hope that there might be a miracle that they could have survived.'
That was the same heartfelt hope of every family member who had come to keep vigil by the Tonle Sap. On Saturday night, he met the family members to answer their questions and tell them what happened on the water before their sons and brothers disappeared.

'That is my responsibility,' he said on Monday. 'For the parents, they want the truth of what really happened.'

In the end there was no miracle. On Sunday, the five paddlers' bodies turned up one by one.
Mr Yeo had the sad task of identifying his friends' bodies, paying his respects with lighted joss sticks, and facing their inconsolable parents, brothers and sisters.

'It was tough but I had to do it, as the captain,' he said.

Asked how close he had been to the dead men, he broke down as he revealed that he had been closest to National Junior College teacher Stephen Loh, 31.
'Stephen was my...' he began, but was unable to finish his sentence. 'We were in the SEA Games together in 2005. I've known him for, like, five years.'
He was also close to engineer Poh Boon San,27, and had known the others - music composer and model Reuben Kee, 23, trainee teacher Jeremy Goh, 24 and full-time national serviceman Chee Wei Cheng, 20 - for about three years or less.

'I just want to say all of them were good guys,' he said. 'They had a promising future. Good friends, good teammates.'
Before leaving Phnom Penh yesterday, he and the other survivors returned to the Tonle Sap to say a last farewell.
They knelt, facing the water that took their friends. They tossed flowers into the water. They wept. 'Its painful,' he said.

one of the most heart-wrenching news i've seen. doesnt help that my aunt and her bf are both in the singapore dragon boat team too and they were supposed to head up to penang after that. 5 young lives lost. my deepest grief and condolences to the families. god bless you.

2007-11-25T14:34:00.001+08:00

dreaming of that juicy steak? or craving for that bite of succulent chicken thigh? this restaurant is just the cure for you. Carnivore Vivocity, as its name suggests, seeks to bring out the predator in all of us. the delectable appetiser buffet greets you as you make your way in, and first-time visitors will be surprised by the way the buffet works: servers striding around the restaurant, brandishing huge skewers of meat in one hand, and a sharp knife in the other. Intimidating perhaps, but a rather interesting twist on the usual buffet styles. Select a table facing the harbour, for the view will truly make your experience all the more special. the spread of meat available is almost jaw-dropping. ranging from the beef rump, beef steak, lamb rack, pork stump, porkribs, bacon sausages chicken thigh and pork sausages, there are also lesser-known alternatives such as snow fish, pineapple and for the truly adventurous, chicken heart. Once you are seated, friendly waiters ply you with their fare, almost making you feel guilty if you were to reject their offers.

he is one funny dude...asking us how to use his new bought handphone.

see how carnivore made mummy happy? haaaaa...

16 more days to hugging miney. :(

she called. :) awww...i miss her so damn much.

2007-11-21T18:40:00.000+08:00

sakae sushing with the miney. although a highly successful business, you'll do much better buffing away certain rough edges of your business that so totally oblivious to you. the normalities with most restaurants i guess. quality and standard inversely related to the number of chains.

1) why give out new desserts menu with the whole new yummilicious haagen diaz ice creams, mud ice creams and the tempura fried ice cream?

WHEN IT IS NOT FUCKING READY YET???

2) why have a manager who's command of english is so atrocious?
*in a weird slang*
" sorri, this one not ready yet. we have the outside with the ehhh...peanut one and this one is the outside chocolate one "

3) why do u have staffs thats like staring at my miney throughout our entire meal? fucking rude dun u think? i suggest that if u have nothing better to do, go mop the floor, go deliver sushies or be try for once...be smart. go get a better job.

miney..haa..isnt the preggy pharmacist sweet to u? teaching u how to use the nicorette patch...deceived that u are actually using that to quit ciggies. HAHAHA!

love cuddling miney. love those long conversations. love seeing her asleep beside me. love it. love it. love it. never bored of simplicities.

2007-11-18T16:32:00.000+08:00

met the veeko miney for lunch at streets cafe - the place where portuguese chicken baked rice is simply equal to....curry rice.

love the miney. love it when she goes "emmmm" or "hmmmmmm". love it when she smiles geefully at me. love it when u strut her tongue out at me. love it when she clings onto me like a tiny koala bear. love it. love it love it.

headed over to accessorize at raffles where the ugly people there kinda screwed up miney's stuffs. in miney's terms " THEIR SERVICE SUCKS. " but wholly shit.. the caps, hats and beanies are fuckinly cute. contrasting in terms of the stuffs they sold and the people working there. :)

but isnt it cool to own a beanie thats like made in CZECH REPUBLIC?yeahhh...the country that produces fine people like karel porborsky, jan koller, tomas rosicky, valdimir smicer and who can ever forget pavel nedved. sounds cliche eh.

headed over to chinatown where miney settled her money exchange thingy for her trip to london and nottingham. she's gonna be away for a good 3 weeks. whats gonna happen to jinpies. sigh. :(

jinpies hates..

remember the show we watched yesterday?

*translated to english*

" SIT DOWN! "

" this is definately not me but dunno why am i like that. "

" i just love to cling on to u 24/7 "

" maybe this is called love? "

:):):):)

Dinner was at Por Kee. It is situated in a carpark at tiong bahru, and in my impression, this place have very good food and unforgettable yam baskets. To make it even more unforgettable, miney's favourite FAVOURITEEE cousin and family joined. :) u know what? scientific studies have shown that eating more tofu can make a little girl prettier. thats true. OH...SO FUCKING un-TRUE. In wicked episodes of joy, laughter and fun. miney and i chuckles.

Iam sorrie fishy. its beyond my control. :( I've tried my best. I cant save u. actual fact is that i do love u steamingly hot served on my table. haha. miney loves that too. hahahaaa!

I really dun mind the entire block of flats be crystal clear white rather then subjecting the mercy of my block to incompetent HDB designers whom i guess is still living in his/her childhood fantasy where the more the colours, the better. this is not lego...dumbfucks.

2007-11-16T10:51:00.000+08:00

ajisen-ing with the miney.

the hello kitty mahjong tiles have arrived. more pics soon.

the himbotic me in action

today I was going to write my very 1st installment of my timeline for my holidays and iam not feeling inspired, so I probably should not. iam at the epitome of crankiness right now. i can't seem to stop the bum rush either. the cranks just won't go away no matter how much cartoon network i've seen. so, i'll see where the rest of the day takes me. brief snapshot of my day thus far: it started off badly with me rolling out of bed at 8.30am because my dear michael decided OF ALL TIMES to give me a sweet morning "bark", where I had conveniently set my alarm at 11am.

watched "24 weeks" a gory, zombified movie that totally rocks my socks. ok...gore, blood and zombies made me less cranky. BUT IAM STILL CRANKY.

so what does michael do to make the whole situation more pleasing? he decides to flip over the dustbin. how sweet right. as the only ass around in house, guess who's in charge or clearing the mess? me...IAM CRANKY.

Arghh..IAM CRANKY....BYE.

2007-11-11T17:00:00.000+08:00

Jinpies love his beatles fuck you shirt. :)

for all students like me, you'll certainly have the same euphoric feelings that i've felt when the chief invigilator goes....

" Put down your pens now "

the countless weeks of muggings from 3pm to 4am is really taking a toll on all of us. for whatever fuck reasons, can't u stupid melbourne asses set it easier so that everyone will have a better time? the world would definately be a better place to live in without the millions of swearing cum excessive ciggie puffing students. haaa. this is what i call positive externalities in consumption. sounds clique eh! anyway, all the muggs, debates, jokes, late night suppers etc...let us all put that down for a moment and leave it for our final sem!

CAN'T WAIT TO GRAD!

CAN'T WAIT TO GRAD!

can't wait to grad!

i shall have an enjoyable holiday! can't wait for korea where i can freeze my ass in their kimchi winter land. ooohhh...

dinnering with my miney and mahjonging is a sweet way of post-examination distress.

BUT NOT WHEN U ARE LOSING HELL LOTSA MONEY.

FUCK!

at siam kitchen whilst waiting for the food. it took so long to arrive.sheesh..never mess with a hungry miney and a hungry jinpies.

we actually ate way more than these, but probably too engrossed in eating to take pictures of everything. haaa...

Jinpies rate this movie a 4/5.

"The Game Plan" is the story of superstar quarterback Joe Kingman (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson), whose Boston-based team is chasing a championship. A 'serial bachelor', Kingman is living the ultimate fantasy: he's rich, famous and is the life of the party. But this dream suddenly ends when he meets the seven-year-old daughter he never knew he had - the product of a last fling before parting years ago with his young wife. Now, during the most important time in his career, he must figure out how to juggle his parties, practices and dates with ballet classes, bedtime stories and dolls that come with his daughter. Equally perplexed is his agent, Stella who is without a parental bone in her body. Joe discovers that there's more to life than money and fame...

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2007-11-05T01:16:00.000+08:00

so looking forward to biz finance in 9 hrs time. haha.
a loyal mcdonald's patron for the past few weeks. without fail.

at least i have mr squeezy accompanying me. :)

Baby.. u surprised me. I was pleasantly surprised. :) thanks baby. million thanks. so sweet of you. I LOVE U.

* MEGA HUGS *

off to sleeppppppppppp....

2007-10-30T23:29:00.000+08:00

the mugging attire must haves: hairband and a sweater.

15 hrs to go......

2007-10-30T03:30:00.000+08:00

♥ Happy 23th monthiversary miney! ♥

sorrie..2 days late though.

still as ever inflatuated by that hottie look of yours ever since the first time i set my eyes on you.

i love u.

2007-10-28T03:29:00.000+08:00

coming out seeing your bike with just one wheel left....fucking mother fuckers...they have to steal my carbon fibre spokes too..
iam going to pray damn fucking hard and please grant me all my fucking wishes true.

to all the fucking cbs that did that to my bike.

1) your gfs will be ganged raped and tortured till their fucking mouths, vaginas and asses tear.
2) all your loved ones, be it your fucking uncles and aunties, grandmothers and grandfathers, cousins and whatever fuck shit be met with a mishap...traffic accidents...it'll be the utmost best if they were travelling in one big fucking family car and be smashed into fucking bits and pieces.
3) lets leave the best for your parents.. I HOPE I CAN PERSONALLY WALLOP THEM LIKE FUCKING BITCHES.
4) for yourself...dun let me see your bike with my wheels and spokes...i'll fucking make sure some part of your fucking body breaks.

2007-10-25T05:16:00.000+08:00

3pm - 4am at teck whye mac.

I swear I'm going mad.Nowadays I feel...

a) inadequate

b) stupid

c) nosensical

d) lame

e) hot-tempered

f) prancy

g) tired

h) worried

i) angry

j) stressed

k) insufficient

l) sweaty

m) ugly

n) clumsy

o) boring

p) out-dated

q) used

r) superficial

s) phony

t) unsure

u) cold

v) moody

w) deadpan

x) bleak

y) unsure

z) stony

Ok. I've run out of words to describe how Iam feeling nowadays (or so for right now) after using up like all the alphabets in the English dictionary. Of which, 70% consist of me being sucked up with the up coming exams hence the uninteresting me. Which in a way, influenced me to dress ugly which made me feel unhappy and sad (cuz dressing affects my mood but I can't dress too well to a stupid teck whye macdonalds or I would seriously feel damn overdressed. This affects my brain which slows my productivity and creativeness driving it down to "0". How sweet. I "love" muggings.This sucks. I feel seriously fugly, frumpy and tired now. How I wish I can just play audition my whole life and run away from the cold hearted world. Or hide in a little hole where no one can find me. HAAA....

Hail the muthu-SAMy.

Courtesy of muthu-SAMy.

They were sitting just beside me...I just simply cant stop laughing at that oversized, 16yr old pimply bloke. Come'on! Giving me a tummyache at 2am. Had to go for frequent smoke breaks else i'll really burst out laughing. WTF.

pimply bloke to girl " u are so cute...can i pinch ur cheeks. "

girl to pimply bloke " errr. O_o dun wan laaahhhh.."

pimply bloke to girl " do u think i have a chance to woo u? "

* OK...IAM FUCKIN-LY TRYING NOT TO LAUGH NOW*

girl to pimply bloke " haha..............hahahaaa "

pimply bloke to girl "Aiyeee...why u like that de....my standard got so bad meh "

*Hahaaa!! About to burst out laughing like a mad dog...rushed out to have a smoke*

5 mins later........

pimply bloke to girl " so late le....still dun want to go home? "

girl to pimply bloke " dun want lahh...so siannnn "

pimply bloke to girl " i accompany u lor....*stares meekingly into her eyes*

*HAHAHAAAAA!! Iam easily amused ok! But dun u find it FUCKING FUNNY!!

*ps: i dun type like that*

yes....i admit i did easdropped on them but.....couldnt blame me right?? Entertainment value was like a 5 star!

2007-10-22T05:55:00.000+08:00

tell me who in the right mind lurveee studying?!?

other than maybe Mr Mok YG? Hahaa...oppss.

normal people does normal things like hate studying.

PROVEN WITH PICS.

daily mundane shits like mugging, mugging and non-stop muggings....
a bunch of ignorant mak-yo-yos just have to piss me off big time today...while iam already fuckinly damned pissed with all the swaps and shits like that...they have to just sit down beside me and blast their stupid hp media music away...yes...stupid 16yr old bunch of mak-yo-yos.

" can you fucking turn off your fucking music? " i said in the most polite tone i could muster out.

it works. =)

something to perk everyone up.

FAT JOKES!

"you're so fat when u climbed mount everest, ppl thought u were the mountain"

" you're so fat that people got lost running around you"

" you're so fat that your photo on your IC gotta be on both sides"

"you're so fat that you're 36-24-36............. AND YOUR OTHER ARM IS LARGER."

"you're so fat, that when i was printing ur picture last year, it's still printing"

Hahahaaa...

Yeahhh...

2007-10-14T16:21:00.000+08:00

EMO-ING...emo-ing...

HAHAAA....haaahaaaa...*jumps*

this is a perfectly normal pic of the ever so metrosexual Sam decked in raph laurens, rotaries and pedros...OH FUCK!! Wait a minute!

....

*Squinting your eyes real hard*

...

PAWNED!! Closet Gay!!!! Woooootttt! Haaahaaa..

The one and only guy that would frequently entertain me with my *click click*. MY BIG BLUE BITCH!

i told u he likes my *click click*

The lazy bum. haha.

BACK TO SERIOUS BUSINESS....

the negavities of projects gotta be channelled out in the form of:

1) excessive smokings.

2) compulsive litterings.

3)outrageous noise pollutings.

what happens when you painstakenly met all 3 criterions??

you'll get a free complimentary police van right at your doorstep. Oh ya! It comes with 2 police officers with it too!

Police officer 1 " What are you guys doing here at 3am? Are you guys residents here? "

LQ " ermmmmm...he's from cck, he's from yew tee...oh..that one's from ang mo kio....the one in blue is from thomson and iam from woodlands. *gleefully smiling away*

yada..yada..yada...the residents has been making a complain that you guys have been making a hell lotsa noise..considering its 3am. guys...i know u ppl are doing your projects...but please keep the volume down ok.

*ring ring*

another complaint call on us..

police officer 2 flashing that constipated "pek chek" face..

HAHAAA!!

BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE 2 BANGLADESHIS ACCOMPANYING US! happying snorting weed and cocaine blantantly. Haaahaaa...nahhh..happily munching their pratas and byranis away....BLOODY HELL!!

me and miney went to jsl to meet up with ck, jl and wr...bitching sessions and ciggie smoking.. ck officially hates hongkong now. its being a ripped off for him. haha!!! met up with sam after that at teck whye where the 3 of us mugged till 5am... lionel and gang was there too...done a little catching up..

emo-ing part 2..

especially when i'm tired and stoning. not really stoning, most of the time iam just thinking about stuffs that happened or stuffs that are going to happen so it looks like iam stoning. stuffs i shouldn't have said to make things worse, stuffs i should have said to make things better, promises i shouldn't have made, hopes i shouldn't have given.I think (and worry) too much seriously (in a weird way) , i think on the bus, i think on the cab, i think on the train. I can think about the shades the bus driver was wearing , think about why the cab driver hangs an ugly badge on his rear view mirror, think about why the lady powder her nose and crimp her lashes right in front of everyone on the train.
I think and worry about everything, then forget about everything again.
Right now i just wish for a dysfunctional brain. haha..

5 chickens outside the house.

o_O

2007-10-09T12:44:00.000+08:00

the past week has been tough. juggling between risk management and projects. shuttling from school to town to coffeeclub to SMU to macs, all for the sake of the aircon and a fucking power point. weather's been a killer.

2007-09-30T13:01:00.000+08:00

Happy 22th monthiversary to miney and i. *huggies & kissies*

Some are stressed out over projects..

while one is REALLLYYY STRESSSEEDDD out over projects..

Met up with jl at lot 1 for some male bitching and ciggie smokin' sessions.

JL "lets go to our favourite spot to smoke."

Haahaa...

As usual, ah bengs & ah lians in abundance. young kids OBVIOUSLY with no sense of style BUT simply a wanna-wannabe. Imagine this: platinum blonde hair with chunky cheapo earrings of assorted colours, I.P zone t-shirt...MY FUCKING GOD..pleaseee do not ever wear that brand. I rather people make do with giordano or bossini. Oh ya...not forgetting the ultra high popularity of black skinnies from age 12 to 40.

You turn left, what do you see?? people wearing black skinnies.

Now, you decided to turn right, what do u see?? still...people wearing black skinnies..

Fucking hell! Is it becoming a uniform thingy?? You decided to try your luck..you turn your head to the back...ARGHHH!!! People with black skinnies again!!!!

WHERE'S THE ORIGINALITY!!

I admit, i myself is a proud member of skinnies too. Wuaahhaaahhaaa! But then....pleaseeee...I mean pleaseeeeeee...mix and match it well for god's sake. If u want a grunde, rock kinda style, skinnies do help but certainly not with an I.P t-shirt, or an Adidas top that's more suitable for a tanning session at Del Mar? I.P sneakers that's simply a rip-off from converse and sprouting your proud hokkien vulgarites at the top of your voice. Major turn-off.

Miney bought me this pair of black leather chuck taylors.. AWWWWW!! I love it! Thanks miney.. Jinpies love Miney.

Miney met up with me & jl at Bloodie's Roadhouse. A night of booze, ciggies, laughters. Iam a happy boy.

2007-09-27T19:30:00.000+08:00

which one? haha.

Yam-charing with Sam, Kyse, LP, Gin.

Ya-kuning with Jet and Gin.

2007-09-23T19:11:00.000+08:00

Friday
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The very moment i stepped into lecture..everyone bombarded me with..

" How's the charge? HOW'S THE CHARGE? how's the charge? "

hahahaa....fine...fine...fine...not entirely fine...but still....fineeee.

As usual...risk management at its suckiest. The bloody lecturer at his suckiest too.

Lunching with the regulars - Gin, LQ, LP, Muthusamy at Bt timah Plaza. Headed to town after that for some serious macroecons mugging. sigh....

Settled for Coffee Club at Rendezvous. I must say its a pretty cosy place to do some serious muggings.

2.30pm ----- 9.15pm

Yes....that's how long i've been there.

Met Miney at 10pm and we headed over to Maxwell to get some dinner.

Saturday

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Muggings, muggings and more muggings. sighh....

Sunday

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*as stated above*

I stumbled across this post just now when I was viewing some blogs. I was bored you see! I'm not the nosy kind to poke into businesses where I don't belong. Curious perhaps but never nosy. ANYWAY, this fella was saying that there's a shop who puts CCTV in their fitting rooms. This is totally absurd right? How could they put a camera in their fitting room! To add on, it's a ladies shop too! How can a poor girl protect their modesty when faced with such a situation! So next time girls, do look around CAREFULLY before you change into anything. Do not allow any fucking perverts to make use of your changing scenes as some sort of pleasure show or something. Do avoid this shop.

2007-09-16T13:07:00.000+08:00

the sudden urge to see miney so i headed down. hope i did not startle her. haha..

miney and i met up with wr, ck and jl over drinks. casual chats on life, stocks and travels. haha.

6 yrs ago...

it used to be on girls, babes and sluts. haha...signs of adulthood.

Saturday! Saturday! We are heading to Kinokuniya!!! Yayyy!! hahaaaa!! miney gonna get law textbooks for her new course--LAW! self-inflicting torture to herself! Hahaaa! you see the number of textbooks, you see the thickness of each book and you see the contents in each page. you'll go WHAT THE FUCK! WHY AM I IN THIS COURSE?? But then all said...miney's a clever little thing. she'll do well. *smiles*

did i mention that Law's a fucking expensive course to be in? Smart doesnt count here!!! Money does!!! wuahahahaaa....

what the fuck! $909.50 for a textbook! mind you...this is just for tort law. imagine getting each for tort law, public law, contistutional law, criminal law....etc...etc....and many more etc....

what the fuck right?

Randomness--just feeling all so touristic.

The Hummer!! Bloody mean machines.

H1

2007-09-12T19:37:00.000+08:00

-The Himbotic topic-
*disclaimer - multiples exclaimation marks today*

OT test was pretty alright. What i studied came out like say 90%. Pheww.. U Jin felt so bloody important today! Everyone wants a piece of me! Everyone wants me to sit betweem them! Hahaha!! *prances around in joy* Iam so cleverrrrrrr with a CAPITAL CCCC!! Everyone wants to see my answers!!! EVERYONEEE!!!! Wuahhaaahhhaaa...CLEVERRRRR!!!

Risk Management test up on friday....suddenly, U Jin don't feel clever anymore. lol..
Lunching with Gin, LP, LQ and Sam at Clementi and Iam hereby certified as the best "Teng Hoe" mimicker!!

Head over to our usual spot to study after that. Sighhh...Risk Management suck big time. 2 aunties in their 50s approached me suddenly....

"Boy...I've noticed u for quite some time...aiyooo! Your complexion is so good! SO ROSY!!! What do u eat??? Aiyooo!! So handsome!!! Aiyoooooo.....u don't look local..are u from Hongkong or Taiwan?? Aiyooo! Really lahh...your complexion is so so good. SO GLOWING!! SO HANDSOME!!!! Aiyo!!! If my son look like you then good! Aiyoo...Don't find auntie very "lor suo" ahh....But really lah!! so handsome boy!"

WUAHAHAHAAAHHAAA!!

Gin was laughing away like nobody's business...

*prances around happily*

Missing the tiny miney in phoenix...

2007-09-11T17:11:00.000+08:00

distasteful, revolting food cum gaudy, hideous clothes/bags/accessories minifair in school.

LQ wanna try the Vietnamese rolls but i was damn bloody skeptical about that whole shit. Doesn't seem anywhere near tasty. But still....nevermind...no harm right?

The Viets just go yakka-di yak yakka-di yak away with their fellow Viet commrades. I dunno...Viet's just reminds me of the Vietnam war. Iam not trying to be rude here but can u fellas like do a simple multitasking job?? U know u can like serve us and chat with your commrades at the very same time right? Not as hard as u think ok. Try it. Bloody hell.

I bet Miney will die eating the Viet rolls! A brief idea of what's inside the horrifying little roll..

- Tons of vegetables

- 2 huge stalks of spring onions

- peppermint leaves.

WTF! Peppermint leaves...Its like forcing u to swallow chewing gums...The usually gluttony Gin took a bite and threw the rest. Haha.. That's how bad it is.

All in all, a nerve-racking, hair-raising experience. Haha. Piece of shit food. Miney! I tell ya! Its worst than that Korean cold noodles u had!

Teng Hoe walked past....

" U Jin! What are u guys eating?? Is it nice?? "

I dunno..he just seems like an overly-enthusiastic happy child. How can i possibly disappoint him? Forcing back the most schemely, fakest smile...

" YES! IT'S A MUST TRY! "

The happy child went to get 3 of those horrifying Viet rolls without further questions. Haha! Hallelulah! Bless the child.

One bite into it and he was about to puke. IAM SERIOUS! Feeling all so pukey and disappointed...he said " U Jin...U lied! It taste like FUCK! "

"Hmmm...I said its a must try right?? Cos its simply the most disgusting food u will ever taste. THAT'S WHY U GOTTA TRY IT ONCE IN UR LIFETIME! HAHAHAAA! "

WUHAAHAAHAAA~

And what kinda stupid store sells size S as the largest size for guys?!? WTF! Saw some pretty nice tees but who the fuck can squeeze into a size S. Gave up. Ironically, u'll see heaps of plus size slobs gawding through the clothes. Mind you fellas..its size S. I was wondering gawding through the clothes or the lady. Well..it happens to be Ling Lee.

Randomness~~

Setting up the cage for them was.......quite a feat.

2007-09-04T22:56:00.001+08:00

Seriously....whats with the whole " OMG-I-MUST-EAT-DOUGHNUTS " craze in Singapore?

" OOhhh...I-must-be-seen-queueing-up-for doughnuts-its-cool "

yes..yes..yes..yes..yes...doughnuts are tasty, doughnuts are round, doughnuts have been around in any HDB auntie-ism cakeshop for *i-dunno-how-fucking-long* and yes...doughnuts have a hole in the middle. Yup. That's doughnuts.

Quoted from Miney:

" Singapore is trying to rival the States for the highest obesity rate in the population "

yup.....BEWARE U ANG MOHS!!! We Singaporeans are catching up!

Girls that used to go " oh my god!! I cant eat this...ewww! too oily! I need to watch my weight "

Now......

Buying 3 huge ass boxes of dougnuts.

What-the-fuck?

There's Doughnut Factory, Summer House, Pop Doh, Munchy Doughnuts, MunchieO, YummyO.

AND YES.... the bookshop around my area who have been around since iam in sec 1 closed down to make way for??

A DOUGNUT SHOP.

Invasion of the killer doughnuts!

Does the food industry in Singapore realised that we just need one?

KRISY KREME?

Here's some of the doughnuts I could find. Hmm, I guess they look.....nevermind. A doughnut is just a doughnut after all right?

And here's Krispy Kreme's. Damn, is it me or are these doughnuts just glowing with the anticipation of making me happy when I bite down on them? Compared with Krispy Kreme's selection, the rest just look like a bunch of stale old crap!

No other doughnuts have ever come close to Krispy Kreme. Yes, that includes your beloved Dunkin Doughnuts for the malaysians and the *i-can-never-figure-out-the-one-hour queue* doughnut factory in singapore. I just can't put into words the heavenliness of my first Krispy Kreme donut. It was fresh! It was soft! It didn't crumble apart! It was like eating a soft, warm piece of love. Krispy Kreme wins by a knockout!

Alrighty. My life's more than just doughnuts by the way. There's miney..there's me..there's miney and miney and miney and miney and miney x infinity. Lol...okie...she's a far greater addiction than Krispy Kreme.

Met up with Jet for lunch at Clementi. The dude wanna take a part time finance degree. FINALLY. Jet's thinking more about his future now. Thats a good sign bro. Male Bitching...his new girlfriend, life, work....haa. oh...sorrie ladies...the guy's taken. taking back the "bachelor" tag on him from my previous post.

For the past 2 years...

have sat in his Honda EK9, BMW 7 series, Lexus RX300...

and his latest bitch...the new type-R. The lucky bastard. Haha.

2007-09-02T12:28:00.000+08:00

Maximum Insanity

in the morning wrapping this sorry brain around the piles of price theory, kinked demand, cournot, stakelberg and a whole lotsa crap shit that iam still trying to get a grasp on.

Tests and exams never NEVERRR fail to make me screammmmm! *but definately not like a bitch*

I just want a break. a long long break.

can you help me remember how to smile?

2007-08-26T17:54:00.000+08:00

Busy with the countless tests and yes....4 more to go.

10 good reasons i should be given a high distinction.
1. I stayed up for 3 consecutive nights just to study these!#$%^&*^%$.
2. Serious loss of sleep (Refer to no.1).
3. Thought so hard about my paper till it gave me undue stress and headache.
4. Fucked up diet due to stress.
5. 10am papers forced me to shower at unearthly 7.30am. (considered early to me)
6. Wasted countless priceless papers for jotting down of notes. *Environment hazard alert*
7. Massive Viceroys puffings.
8. Massive depletion of monetary means. (Refer to no.7)
9. Was forced to sit out of my raw and smackdown.
10. I U Jin, is the nicest student one can ever get. *megawatt smile*

had a wacky conversation with liang peng..

" Jin... how much is a tuner? *i was thinking he meant tuna* "

" ...oh...it depends on the size.... "

" huh!!??!! arent they about the same size? palm size? "

LQ burted in.. " HUH!!! Crazzyy!! Tunas are real big u know! U wanna get baby tunas ah?? "

" Ok fine....why do u suddenly need tunas for? "

OH...I WANNA TUNE MY GUITAR...

o_O

WTF! So u meant the thingy to tune the flatness or sharpness of a note....not the sashimi thingy.

WTFF!

Recap..Recap..

Miney and I were like planning on ways to bomb the Islamic terrorists..random..but we had hell of a good laugh about it. HAHAHAAA..

" what about pork floss grenades? "

" what about bak kwa bombs? "

" why dont we include pigs into the army? "

LETTING 5000 pigs running havoc in Iraq must be an inhilarating experience for them!

Soldiers should wear pig-skinned boots so as in the case of zero ammunition. Kick them.

Females should always be armed with a pig-skinned handbag. Smack them with it when necessary. Screw the Louis Vuittons, Guccis and Hermes in this case.

Tell me! How not to win the war in Iraq if u follow the Jinpies-Miney strategy?

Having a couple of bashes recently. The NTU bash at MOS and SIM bash at St James. All these punk rock ladies giving out phamplets in our school. Opps.. i meant fat punk rock ladies. haha.

Sharz..... " Jin ah...u go out of our lecture room. u'll see all these gothic rock chicks outside! FAT GOTHIC ROCK CHICKS. "

SPARE ME MAN.

Longan and Lychee have a new cage. A HUGE ASS one that cost nearly $400! Its big enough for lions and tigers, bears and hippotamuses, giraffes and elephants. haha...okie.... big enough for a full grown lion.

Its Miney's 22nd Birthday. =) Dinner at New Park.
Baby...remember the heart, livers and kidneys? lol. Love u muchie muchie my princess.

Crap...Iam seriously missing u right now.

Babyyyy!

2007-08-19T22:48:00.000+08:00

Haha!! I just "simpsonize" myself! Does he look like me miney? lol.

The much-awaited dinner prepared by miney. :)

Was hogging the headlines again, because of her brand new act where she wears very little and prances around in her latest dance MTV or some rubbish along those lines.

Who?? The pastor's wife who look like a slutty lil' whore. How ironic can that be. Haha.

My thoughts on this goes two ways...

Firstly, I'm super super annoyed with Sun Ho for being such a publicity whore wannabe.

Secondly, I'm super annoyed with the papers for giving Sun Ho the column space, and on the front page no less. But well, it's WanBa*. It's the papers for mushbrains.

Fine. So we're back to Sun Ho.

So the pastor's wife husband says "please leave my wife alone". Yeah tough, because now she's a CELEBRITY, and well as far as I recall, she was the one who pushed the media to focus on the fact that she was the pastor's wife in the first place, and she used that to push herself to celebrity status. errrrr...ok... "CELEBRITY" status. Actually wasn't she and the church the one to call her a "pastor" because she's married to one?
So in the paper she says that now she's "afraid to come back to Singapore" because of the criticisms. All I can say is.... tough. You did it and you knew the consequences. You went ahead and released your albums, you received flak. You wore that red low cut dress, you received flak. You now pretend to be a hiphop geisha, and you expect Singaporeans to welcome you with open arms? Are you thinking? Silly old Biatch.
If you wanna buy into the US market with all that hiphop, Rihanna yay yay umbrella. Please be my guest. Just don't come and give Singaporeans a sob story and say things like omg I actually really love my country but my country don't love me, or my costume already very unrevealing. WRONG WRONG WRONG. Just admit you want to break into US market. If you want to be as "normal" as a celeb can get, then please stop getting your husband to make statements for you and stop asking your poor old pastor hubby to get the congregation to buy your albums because all I can see is that this is ONE BIG PUBLICITY STUNT.
Thank you, said my piece.

Btw, do something about the face. Please..

2007-08-15T11:15:00.000+08:00

The gay lecturer that has this uncanny ability to always look like a Taka Jewellery sales person.

The topic on "If-onlys"

Viceroys per month - $200+

Transportation per month - $100

Handphone bills, food, etc....wtf.

How much am i actually left for some tiny weeny enjoyment?

If only Iam working, the moolahs would be coming in...

If only i have more moolahs. I will be able to buy WHATEVERRRR i want! Its darn fustrating to always peek into my wallet and going "Nahh...forget it! It's not that nice actually" I have to admit that iam pretty much used to this already but still, I need my occasional column to vent it all out. lol. By the way, Iam by far not a excessive, compulsive shopper.

Chilling out in town with the guys after school. Saw Tony on the way. The dude's still the same. Late for work as usual. Anyway, slacked at Rendevous TCC where we have our male bitching and ciggie smoking sessions. I myself proudly ordered a banana smoothie as its the cheapest drink around. *beams* *If only*

Jet came over shortly after that. He just couldnt resist our bitching sessions too. haha. Apparently, he just went to some chinese medium thingy who advised him that he can only be involved with a girl after the age of 27. Or else, the girl would hinder his luck and fortune. Hmmm...thats why he's currently on vegetation mode.

Surprisely, Benedict Goh's in his company too. For everyone's info, lets recap...

Benedict Goh --- former paramid game host cum worst actor in mediacorp cum drink driving under a suspended licence.

Jet: " That stuck up asshole? Jail lah...."

Headed over to spinelli at Heerens after that where i myself proudly ordered nothing. *beams*
The male bitching sessions part 2.

Headed over to The Clinic at Cannery.
Ambience is well, cold and clinical. A fun experience though, with seats resembling hospital beds and tables segregated with white curtain separators. Drinks are served from test tubes, infusion drip packets and syringes. Downside? Limited smoking seats outside, bar area inside looks drab and boring. Also, we were expecting to see the staffs decked in at least attires that matches with their concept but hell no. Ugly servers with ugly tee-shirts matched with an ugly pair of jeans. They just simply looked like some popular bookshop assistant.

Had some beers and bourbons and the male bitching part 3 was on. Jet paid for everything. Well...we're just poor students unlike him...right. haha. Thanks bro.

By the way, this fella was previously driving a bmw 7 series and is now driving a freaking lexus RX300 and his new honda integra type R is arriving next week. The swinging bachelor is currently unattached and single...he comes with a six pack, bulging chest and pecs too. Whoever is interested, leave me a note. haha...

BUT, you must be either be from Shanghai, Shanxi, Guangdong, Hebei, Yunnan, Har-er-bin etc... Haha...he totally digs china girls.

His Abode.

The toys.

**********************************

Baby, thank you for your never ending love to me.
thank you for the raph lauren shirt u got me, the 4skin bag,
the river island tees and jeans.
thank you for pampering me.
I love love love love them alot.
thank you for loving me.
I love u baby. *Mimp Mimp*

***********************************

2007-08-12T12:48:00.000+08:00

While Jet's happily sashaying in some clubs for *i dunno* how many consecutive days, Iam here mugging for my price theory for the same amount of consecutive days. This is what we termed it as the estimated monetary value of studying or also known as the estimated utility of studying. Haaa...the studious me in action.

In the midst of hyper maximum boredom.....

The dogs just have to do this to my beloved revoltage bag. Now i have no choice but to give my bag an early retirement. Of all times to pissed me...

One bloody bastard and one bloody bitch.

Save you, feed you, shower you, clean you and this is how you two repay your gratitude! Imbeciles!!

2007-08-05T15:04:00.000+08:00

+Band gathering at Plaza Sing+

Cailing

Weiling

Azahar

Miner

Ailing

Ah Pek

Anneson

James

Fizah

Hamidah

Something Huay

Peiya

Renee

Zhangyan

Was late and so stupid me decided to take the cab which jammed all the way like from highway till ACS..Bloody shits. Jams are one thing that i have one of the least tolerance for. I just feel like screaming. Damages to Plaza Sing is like 16+ bucks. Bloody shits..

Anyway...

Its kinda heartening seeing these people again after such a long time...being nearly a decade for some of them. Memoirs which we all once shared kinda oozes back somewhat. The mad chasings around school, the beratings by Mr Anthony Chew, the crazy rehearsals and performances, the numerous camps, the jokes, the laughter, the tears. Time may have distant us, dfferent paths in life, work commitments and social circles may have subconciously moved on. But, they will always be a very special bunch of good friends I have and still do.

well..well...

An alternative to Pizza Hut or Canadian..

But still, Rocky's are the best.

This kinda makes me laugh..

Its not often u get to see a "traffic light" sitting together right? haha.

How can i miss this opportunity to get them on camera?

Anyway, "red light" is my friend. Sorrie Ben!

The 3 dogs had a bath on Saturday namely Snowii, Longan & Lychee. I swear bathing two 15kg+ dogs who simply refuse to cooperate is really a pain in the ass. haha.. I started to appreciate the size of small dogs now. How you can just manhandle them whatever ways u deemed happy. lol.

Ice cream cravings at night. Headed down to Holland V with baby to get this!! *see below*
Cool ice creams!

Not forgetting, an alternative to Haagen Diaz, Swensens or Ben & Jerrys.

Baskin Robbins are still the best around!

Singaporeans just couldnt appreciate the finner things in life right as compared to Malaysians.

No wonder there's no Beard Papa, Baskin Robbins, Patchi or even Krispy Kreme!

2007-08-02T19:12:00.001+08:00

" In 2007. RMIT University proudly celebrates its 120th anniversary. To mark this historical milestone, the Vice-Chancellor and President, Professor yada yada.....invites you to a superb evening of entertainment and culinary delights. "

Seriously, what has this dinner got to do with me?? I HAVE NOT EVEN GRADUATED?!? Do u all old fogeys at RMIT wanna present me my degree in advance? I would gladly oblidge. Make it a Masters instead. Can?

" Superb evening of entertainment and culinary delights?? " Oh my god! Have u old fogeys invited Usher, Red jumpsuit apparatus, Rihanna, Good charlotte and Linkin park? Is our food served by some 5 star chef like "DAI DONG GUAN?"

No right.....its performance by our budgety student council, dance club or whatever shit and some low cost cheapo catering right?? so, stop trying to cheat us of our 50 bucks. I rather have a hat-trick of Kuishinbo.

RMIT lecturer a month ago....
"Guys...I would recommend u all to buy the financial calculator as it is extremely important for your exams. Trust me, you'll learn to realise that."

Local lecturer today....
"Guys...the financial calculator is not really that useful. If u guys are using the Sharp brand, sorrie...I dun know how to use that...if u guys are using the Casio one instead, I might be able to offer some help. But then, a normal scientific calculator is good enough. Its better to calculate the workings manually."

Michelle to lecturer....
"So, why in the hell did we buy the calculator in the first place for?"

Lecturer...
"*chuckles* treat that as a bad investment"

DO U FELLAS FEEL LIKE JUST GIVING THAT PIG ONE FUCKING BIG TIGHT SLAP?

Stupid...

Retard nonsense aside....meeting my band peeps tomorrow at Plaza Sing. Wow...Been 9 years?? Since 1998? Oh my god....nearly a decade since i last saw them...well...did met up with hanglong, eric, meiqin, huiru, june...but that still kinda like a few years back too..anyway, baby's gonna meet me at Plaza Sing after that! yayyyyy! We're gonna decide on getting either Sins Chocs or Godivas. Cravings!

2007-07-30T22:59:00.000+08:00

I swear my price theory lecturer is gay! Iam serious! Omg! Its a MUST MUST see! His "oh-so-damn-bloody" feminine actions gives mutiple orgasms! Opppsss!! Haha! I meant multiple chills and spills down my bloody spine. The whole class is practically laughing hesterically which poor bald-spot gay didnt even realise. He reciprocate us by smiling back. OHHHH...HOW SWEET.... Haaaa...This gay is not just gay. He's a stupid gay. But, stupid gay has his worth too. He makes me laugh throughout the entire lecture! I love gays!

Not everyone is as accomodating towards gays as me. well...THATS FOR SURE..I do have gay friends too. Can't really blame them right?? Forcibly gropped before...Haha. TRAUMATISED!

LQ is one fella that certainly have issues on gays. Not just balding gays...not just balding stupid lecturer gay....just gays in general. Haha.. LQ was happily mimicking balding gay's actions and Whooppps! -caught-in-action-

Bald gay " The guy in the 2nd last row wearing specs....yes....youuuu! U have any questions to ask me? "

" Boys and girls...I can be a very sweet person but when pushed...my horns will start coming out "

I said " Yeah...your horns will start coming out when you are horny right? "

HAHAAA! Everyone laughed..

Hahahaaaaa...I love gays.

I miss my lil' sweet sugar in phoenix.

2007-07-29T13:33:00.000+08:00

Happy 20th month-niversary.

I look at life a lot differently now because I have you by my side. When something good happens, part of my joy is the pleasure of sharing it with you. I enjoy doing everyday things with you because they bring memories of happy times, we have shared before. Whatever we do and whatever happens, every single moment means more because we live it together.

Caught these movies with my baby.

2007-07-24T17:06:00.000+08:00

What's the usuals? Boring lectures? yada..yada..yada..but this bloody indian fella's an extreme.

Extremely boring

Extremely non-friendly

Extremely ugly

Extremely fucked-up!

*in his punjabi tone* " u all better not be late tomorrow. I will lock the doors at 10am. The rest that is late can only come in at break time. "

Fuck you! U have no bloody right to do that. Us students pay such hefty school fees to be pleased. Not to hear such crap nonsense from punjabi idiots like you.

*in his punjabi tone* " I dont understand why u ppl have so much to talk always "

LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS.

2007-07-18T18:39:00.000+08:00

My hair is officially ash blonde now. WTF. Its not supposed to be.

Anyway, Teng Hoe on his daily dose of lectures on women, boobs, clever brains and 8 inches. Hmmm.

Met up with my baby briefly after school..its gonna be our big 20 monthiversary soon. wow. wow. Loving her always. She's that special spark in my life that keeps me going. :)

Baby.. I Love u. Kisses.

2007-07-16T18:15:00.000+08:00

What is seriously wrong with blogger.com?? I keep getting this bX-sgayu error and i cant do shit about it. Fucking fustrating. I cant edit my template at all. Which mean it'll still play the same old damn songs for the next 10 yrs until i decided to shut my whole damn blog down. But then dear U Jin is not someone that will sit on his ass, crossing his fingers hoping everything will be fine the next day right?? So, dear U Jin decided to write in to blogger help support asking for HELP. OBVIOUSLY. I trusted these mother fuckers.....

ROARRRS!

I knew it. I shouldnt have use my name. DAMN!

"Sexygirl?"

"Horny Bitch?"

"1nitestandgirl?"

Better choices?? Then I'll definately be flooded with tons of help, suggestions and indecent proposals. Boooo.

Anyway...in school...even before i can get my tired ass on my chair, Sam ranted " I dont care! Iam gonna woo TNB. TNB shall be my number 1, Yew Kei will be my number 2 and Olive will be my number 3! " As usual, big mouthed swashbuckling but no actions. Blah Blah Blah..I mean if you are Edison, fineeee. work your magic. But the sad fact is that....nvm. Obviously, you go gaga over TNB because of her boobs and most importantly, the BMW. Well.. you like Yew Kei because she's a sweet girl. I shall not diss her cos she a nice lady. And u liking Olive? Hmm...because of her quirky specs?? I dunno... But.. I was thinking real hard... What will these 3 ladies like about u?? I have to think bro.
Let me see....

Oh...your childishness?? Come on...a 1.81m tall fella acting cute and childish is pure suicidal ok. Please take note of that.

The weird flower printed board shorts u wore to school? Oh man! Killer!

The balding spot on your head....yes...i can see it so can the rest of the world.

The fact that you have a gf and hearing you say all that shit is just plain fucked-up.

Ok bro. Iam sorrie. I simply cant think of how these 3 ladies can fall for your charms. Haha.

Anyway, Teng Hoe was giving this intriguing talk on prostitutes. " I cant get "excited" when i see normal girls on the streets. Prostitutes are so much prettier. " He was kinda lecturing LQ that he gonna go learn "something" before he gets a gf else he'll gonna fluster on the "first time" with the gf.

Hmm..in that case, go marry a prostitute then since u regard them as the highest calibre of girls. Right?? I dont agree with the "try-it-first" before you have a gf theory. I find them plain stupid. Will your gf really laugh and look down on you if its your first time? Or she rather you have those "first-time" experiences with the hookers? Obvious answers right? I was scaring LQ throughout " Imagine you screwing a prostitute and say 10 mins ago, she was being screwed by a sweaty blagladeshi who just came over from the worksite. " It just kinda feel sick. " You gonna use your stained dick on your gf after that???? " Hahaha!

Anyway, was having lunch at this little japanese restaurant with the guys at Clementi. ITS SO FUCKING CHEAP!

3 bowls of Katsudons with miso soup, sour vegetables and oranges

1 big plate of stir fried beef

1 big plate of grilled chicken in japanese sauce

1 plate of teriyyaki chicken sticks

1 plate of pregnant fish

1 plate of japanese dumplings

1 plate of fried salmon balls.

Free flow of green tea.

ALL for 25 bucks! WTFFFFF!

2007-07-15T13:06:00.000+08:00

It took me 3 bleaches to get ash grey but.....

its seems to be turning ash blonde now.

WTF.

A day at Mount Pleasant Animal Clinic.

Meet Lucky - the labrador. He has stones in his urinary track. Poor thing. A fucking tame dog.

Brought Snowii there cos he seems to have some allegies to "i-dunno-what"

According to the vet, it could be....

weather?

pollen?

food?

dust?

Well...he got to be on an antibiodics diet for now. Hope this little furball gets well soon.

What's seriously wrong with me? Iam just like a girl now. I WANNA SHOP! Not the "grab-and-fuck-off" guy kinda shopping but i wanna buy lotsa t-shirts, polo tees, shirts, skinny jeans, belts, shoes.....ARGHHH! So damn fustrating. Bad habit i know, but still......ARGHHH! "BTH"

Ciao.

Gonna go polish my nails now.

2007-07-10T01:18:00.000+08:00

School's boring as usual. Orientation starts today for the freshmen and AS USUAL.... stupid same old "break-the-ice" games they had to play. Ironically, they seems to be enjoying themselves. Smiling gleefully, running around joyfully, shouting enthusiatically. RMIT student council nutheads...can u all come up with anything better? Is looking silly and dumb part of your forte? Gosh.....

Bunch of bloody lame sickos. The times when we were once freshies...I and Eugene would stop the game abruptly and go for our smoke. Hahahahaaa. Who gives a shit.

Saw the dear Norman and Mr Paul Twohill...Hahaa...pretty sad how these singapore idols fall from grace within such a short period of time...From thousands of mad screaming kids to.............. " ZITCH!! " Quit combing your hair after every 5 seconds Mr Adam's family..
Yes...everyone saw you...but no one's gonna take a look not to say approach you. Hahaa..

Headed to the gym after that with the guys....

and WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!

FUCKING FUCCCKKKK!!!

LQ found the lastest Sony Ericssion K810i on the floor!!!!

LQ ranted " I lost my wallet twice and no one ever did return me my wallets! I WILL NOT BE A GOOD GUY ANYMORE! "

Hahahaa! That little bitch!

Time to treat me for lunch!

2007-07-08T17:52:00.000+08:00

Nightout @ Butter Factory.

Cause: Melvin's B'day.

Firstly, its a turnoff to have to wait,wait and wait for the whole wide world to arrive. U Jin simply hates waiting. Not to mention, its in such an inconspicuous location. Cool decor though. Finally managed to chill out at their front lounge with this "Zi-Shu" looking fella working there. Cool dude but a major pity once he open that mouth of his. hahahaa. God's a fair man.

Was chatting with Nick and it so damn bloody-ly happen that this poor lady in a short black dress bend over attending to her wasted friend on the couch.

MAJOR " PEEK-KA-BOO "

She just totally flash her g-string cladded ass at us. Instantly, both of us stared at each other, wide-eyed and laughed off. Hahaaa..

She just like doing things on the double ya.

2nd " PEEK-KA-BOO "

This time, my baby saw it. hahaa.. WTH.

Totally punk'd.

Finally, Melvin arrived with his STILL "soon-to-be" gf aka "I-still-dont-get-her-name" Shin-nee?!? Knew some new people like ermmm.. Audrey? Her fren or bf? Dennis? What's her gf's name? Edmund? Kelvin? Yeah...lotsa question marks. Haha.. Was pretty much non-sober myself. B'day boy himself was like semi-wasted and blabbering loudly non-stop.

Overall, music was ermm..not that fantastic. Its kinda a mixture of hip,hop, rnb, old school, pop, trance? hmmmm...

But still...love my chivas! Haha!

jinkaboo

2007-07-07T14:43:00.001+08:00

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2007-07-04T19:54:00.000+08:00

Sharzi got me these from Australia. Thanks sister!

School as usual...boring... I miss my miney. =(

2007-07-03T19:31:00.000+08:00

Dinner with my parents at Farmart. Pretty cool place with great food. Guys, check the place out. Had a round of mahjong session with baby, Sabrina and Jielun after that.

Fuck you Jielun! Haha! Made me lose money in camp and now.....OUT OF CAMP?!?

My lil' whacked holiday is over. School awaits me with her wide open arms. Oh man....Walking into lectures, sitting down listening to a fat aussie dude for 3 hrs is torturous enough. My attention span is seriously at its bare minimum. Hopefully it'll improve sooner rather than later. Haha.

surprise surprise. The escalators in our school is up. Students gonna be lazier now. Soon, they'll be fatter and in the long run, they'll be fuglier! Vicious cycle. Muahahaa.

Went for my virgin movie at Cathay with the boys.

--TRANSFORMERS--

Ratings : 5/5

Fucking great movie! Worth every single penny paid for.

Met up with my baby after that for dinner at Seoul. Had a hearty meal with her. =)

*Muacks* Love every bits, molecules and atoms of her.

Lunchie with baby at HK cafe. The fried tofu is a must try!

If only its cheaper...

then it'll be a MUST MUST MUST try!

2007-06-30T15:28:00.000+08:00

What people do when they are bored.

1. Beer: Hoogarddens

2. Food: Western

3. Relationships: Blissfull

4. Your crush: Rebecca Yue

5. Power Rangers: Childhood...I like red ranger!

6. Life: Can be much better financially.

7. The President: Short

8. Yummy: Rebecca Yue

9. Cars: Mercedes Mc Claren

10. Movie: Shawshank Redemption

11. Halloween: Creepy

12. Religion: Free Thinker

13. Myspace: Whats that...

14: Fear: None

15. Marriage: In future

16. Blondes: Dumb? Haaa... Stereotyping.

17. Slippers: Comfy

18. Shoes: Sneakers

19. Asians: Smartest

20. Pass time: Studying

21. One night stands: Slutty

22: Cell Phone: N80

23: Smoke: Heavenly

24: Fantasy: None

25: College: Long long time ago

26. Pyjamas: Comfy

27. Stars: Romantic

28. Fitness Center: Amore

29. Alcohol: Chivas

30. Money: I want!

31. Heartache: History

32. Time: 7.56pm

33. Divorce: Wont gonna happen

34. Dogs: Michael & Owen

35. Undies: Uncomfortable

36. Parents: Loving them

37. Babies: In future

38. Stripper: Slutty

39. Blogs: - THIS -

40. News: ESPN

41. Weddings: In future

42. Pizza: Rocky's

43. Kleenex: What's that??

2007-06-30T13:07:00.000+08:00

U Jin officially completed his reservist. Man..what a wicked 2 weeks. On a high note, its a real pleasure to meet everyone again. The cardamerie is still as strong as ever. Thats our platoon! The slacking-togetherness, the smoke break sessions, the talk-cock sessions, the out-field chiongness, the Kelvin-gang-rape sessions, the bathing sessions, the "chua-dai-di & ban-lar" madness, the vulgarities sproutings...etc etc... hahaa. Except for a few new fuckheads that join our platoon this year like the zombie-rically walking Lawrence thats forever doing nothing other than reporting sick. Asshole. A typical 1 times big mother fucker. Overall, sounds sick but i think i did had a pretty nice time with all my brothers.

MY 2nd ICT CLEARED AGAIN!

Lost my N80. What the fucking fuck. =( Whoever that took my precious phone will be cursed by me every single day till iam appleased. Fucking bastard or bitch. Arghh.. typing this out reminds me of my phone again... fucking hell.